Norm: Hey, Artie, come on man. They're not nachos if you eat all the cheese off 'em. Artie: I asked you to make me a mug of melted cheese, but you said "no."
Norm: It turns out, gambling only's bad if you lose.
Taylor: Danny, you actually do know a lot about football. Danny: Yeah, I used to play. I was a linebacker. Taylor: High school? Danny: No, fat camp.
Norm: Stupid fluffy crate!
Danny: I know where he hides his key. Laurie: Oh, good thinkin', Norm. No one suspects the fake rock in the apartment hallway.
Norm: It's like a cock fight before they're born, right?
Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, and Ryan Stiles were all stars of The Drew Carey Show, which aired immediately before Norm in the 1999-2000 season. That show's first live episode aired the same night as this episode.
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