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Season 3 Episode 6

Norm and the Hopeless Cause

Aired Wednesday 9:30 PM Nov 03, 2000 on ABC
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Episode Summary

Norm and the Hopeless Cause
Norm tries to get Laurie's lesbian friend to sleep with him but it doesn't work so he tries to get her to switch teams. Danny tries to cope with his break-up by cleaning.

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    Max Wright

    Max Wright

    Mr. Max Denby

    Norm MacDonald

    Norm MacDonald

    Norm Henderson

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Freeman

    Ian Gomez

    Ian Gomez

    Danny Sanchez

    Artie Lange

    Artie Lange

    Artie Henderson

    Faith Ford

    Faith Ford

    Shelley Killmartin

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    • QUOTES (13)

      • Norm: You screwed it up, sir. What's wrong with you? Man, now I'll never get together with Shelley.
        Mr. Denby: It's not my fault. If you'd let me set you on fire we'd both be happy now.

      • Laurie: My pregnant client, she's having a craving for peanut butter and crack.

      • Norm: A buddy does not kiss another buddy's gay buddy.

      • Laurie: Well, I'm gonna go get some alcohol so I can talk about my private parts.

      • Norm: What have you always wanted to do to me?
        Mr. Denby: Oh, set you on fire.

      • Norm: That's Rebecca? Geez, there, she doesn't look like a regular old lesbian, she looks more like a 'porno lesbian.'

      • Shelley: Did she leave him 'cause he's weird, or is he weird 'cause she left him?

      • Rebecca: They have these huge, fragile egos.
        Laurie: Yeah, but see, it's not really that bad, see. It's like they're pythons—one compliment about their genitals, they can live off that for months.
        Rebecca: And, I guess their erogenous zones are a little easier to find.
        Laurie: Yes, those are easier to find, and hey, if you can't find them they're gonna put your hand right on there anyway.

      • Norm: Well, let me ask you something, now, that I've always been curious about about you lesbians. How is it that you like breasts so much and you're not playing with your own all day long?
        Rebecca: What makes you think I don't? That's why I was late.
        Norm: Oh, my Lord.

      • Mr. Denby: I think I aggravated an old war injury. I got it crawling across the border into Canada.

      • Rebecca: She dumped me.
        Norm: She did? Oh, my goodness, the way you look, for her to dump you, you gotta be real annoying, huh?

      • Laurie: Norm, please stop chasing her, she's a lesbian.
        Norm: I know that, but she told me she had sex with a guy, so in my book she's a lesbian with an asterisk.

      • Norm: She really likes me, but something is holding her back.
        Artie: Maybe it's your total lack of any kind of vagina.

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