Season 3 Episode 5

Norm vs. Halloween

Aired Wednesday 9:30 PM Oct 27, 2000 on ABC
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Norm vs. Halloween
Norm has an after school study group and he takes them trick-or-treating and goes to a Halloween party dressed up as a fireman to impress Shelley. Laurie is looking for a man but winds up getting hit on by a woman. Danny starts to date a new woman and he dresses her up to look like Taylor.moreless

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    Max Wright

    Max Wright

    Mr. Max Denby

    Norm MacDonald

    Norm MacDonald

    Norm Henderson

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Metcalf

    Laurie Freeman

    Ian Gomez

    Ian Gomez

    Danny Sanchez

    Artie Lange

    Artie Lange

    Artie Henderson

    Faith Ford

    Faith Ford

    Shelley Killmartin

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      • Shelley: I'm gonna be running all over town doing errands for the probation officers' Halloween beer bash.
        Laurie: Oh, nothing more fun than underpaid drunks with guns.

      • Nurse: I don't have a penis. Why would I have a penis? You have a penis.
        Laurie: I don't have a penis. Oh, my God, this is like a bad children's book.

      • Debbie: I didn't put you in a frumpy bald-guy costume, God did.

      • Danny: Welcome to the couch of despair.

      • Laurie: I need to call Gene Simmons and tell him in twenty years he should hang himself.

      • Norm: Hey, listen, Laurie, maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know that old saying, huh? If you don't look for love, love will find you.
        Laurie: No, when I stop looking for love the only thing that finds me is a depression that makes me stop grooming myself.

      • Norm: Shelly, listen, are you free on Saturday night?
        Shelley: No.
        Norm: May I take that as a yes?
        Shelley: No!
        Norm: May I take that as a yes?

      • Norm: How about I take you out for Halloween trick or treating? How'd that be, huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, I know a rich neighborhood we can go to. Oh, my God, last year I went, they have big candy, huge. Last year I got a Crackerjack box that had a Buick LeSabre in it.

      • Norm: Trick or treating is a lot like dating: you have to hit on a lot of doors before you get some candy.

      • Norm: Hey, Shelley! Shelley, don't forget that old saying about firemen. Don't be such a huge whore!

      • Girl: We can't go trick or treating anymore 'cause last year our neighborhood got kinda dangerous.
        Norm: Well, it's always been like that. Hey, when I was a kid my parents were always worried about the hooligans with their shaving cream and their water balloons, so forth....
        Boy: Somebody blew up a car.
        Norm: Good lord! Blew up a car? It's not like the Knicks won the championship or anything.

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