Norm

Season 3 Episode 18

Norm vs. Homelessness

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Aired Wednesday 9:30 PM Feb 23, 2001 on ABC

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    • Norm: Your feet are cold!
      Mr. Denby: I have no circulation below my knees.

    • Norm: You should never lie to a woman. Trouble is, you should never tell them the truth either.
      Danny: Hmm, it's a puzzler.
      Norm: Yeah, but you know, Danny, when it comes right down to it, I don't think either one of us wants a woman who doesn't love us for who we truly are. Problem is, is that kind of woman is what psychiatrists would refer to as a 'figment of our imagination.'

    • Artie: Remember what dad used to say. "No matter how smart a girl is, she can't be that smart if she's dating you."

    • Laurie: I'm not like you, Norm, y'see you don't consider the consequences of the things that you do.
      Norm: That's because I don't know what they are until they happen.

    • Norm: There's two things I know about women: one, they like orgasms, two, they like orgasms in a house.

    • Danny: Is it weird that a seminar on battered husbands made me hungry? Maybe it was the word 'battered.'

    • Shelley: There's that water guy you said was cute.
      Laurie: No, I never said he was cute. I said he would look cute wearing nothing but my hands.

    • Norm: Don't you realize that the truth is for children and people who don't want to have sex?

    • Kim: Would you like to go out Friday night?
      Norm: Oh, my God, I would love to go out Friday night, that would be great. Yeah. Hey, listen, since I'm going out Friday night, would you go with me?

    • Kim: Excuse me, are you Norm Henderson?
      Norm: Oh, yes, I am. Are you?

    • Norm: Remember a couple of years ago, there, when they, uh, cloned that sheep? Remember reading about that?
      Jim: Yeah.
      Norm: Yeah, well, tonight we're, uh, teaching it how to drive a car.

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