Norm Season 3 Episode 7

Norm: Something terrible happened, Laurie.
Laurie: Oh, you and Alison had a big fight?
Norm: No, even worse than that.
Laurie: Oh, she realized you're just a substitute for her father and what she really wanted was the smooth body and endless endurance of a young man?
Norm: Let's not guess anymore, I'll just tell you.

Dale: I know you're a good friend of Laurie's, and you're probably concerned that I'm a little young for her, but I just want to assure you that it's absolutely none of your business.

Norm: You're not the kind of woman who can date a young guy. You know what I'm saying? You're the kind of woman that could scold a young guy.

Norm: Once an athlete, always an athlete. You know why that is?
Dale: Because they have no useful skills in the real world?
Norm: No, I wasn't going to say that, but yours is better, actually.

Norm: What's wrong, sir? Have I not been insulting enough when you wear regular clothes?