Northern Exposure

Chris: You and Lester been shooting some capitalism?

Ruth-Anne: She made a $2700 error. Shelly: Bitchin'. Chris: Yeah, what's the problem?

Ed: I've been talking to Maurice... Ruth-Anne: That's your problem.

Ed: I'll bet he's rich. Ruth-Anne: Who? Ed: The Jolly Green Giant.

Ruth-Anne: Hold down the fort, Ed. I'll be in inventory hell with the dragon lady all day.

Maggie: When you guys wade through the river tomorrow, I know you're going to make us proud!

Shelly: At that age, guys just keep going and going, like the battery bunny rabbit.

Maggie: So people think just 'cause I don't have a man I'm lonely? Shelly: Yeah.

Shelly: (getting Maggie dressed) Those guys are gonna be busting out of their jeans!

Maurice: I will not stand up and tell the world that Maurice Minnifield was bamboozled by Nanook of the North!

Maurice: You want me to say I let an Indian get me drunk and pull the wool over my eyes?

Maurice: I figured I'd just run this up the flagpole, see if anyone salutes.

Maurice: ("teaching" Ed a "lesson") Keep your head down, your aim high, and you will succeed. Don't let me keep you from your work.

IRS auditor: What do you call a man who sleeps with his own marriage counselor?

IRS auditor: (sees Ruth-Anne accept furs for groceries) So how do you record the sale? Ruth-Anne: I didn't sell it, I traded it.

Chris: (announcing the homecoming fish-off) It says right here "be there, or be square." I'm not sure what that means.

Kevin: We think it's just too bad a great-looking woman like you is alone all the time.

Maggie: Don't you think I'm just a little too old to be queen? Kevin: No, not to me.

Kevin: (three guys come up to Maggie) Hi, we're the Senior Class Committee over at Cicely school. Actually, we're the senior class over at Cicely school.