Chris: By the power vested in me by the State of Alaska, I now pronounce you legal. Holling: May I kiss the bride?
Chris: Hi there Cicely, Chris in the morning here, the vox populi of the Boro of Arrowhead County.
Chris: Marriage. You may have read in Time and Newsweek that it's a dying institution, but try booking a reception hall in June.
Holling: You want me to marry you, Shelly? Shelly: 10-4. If you need time to think about it, I can wait. (looks at her watch)
Chris: Tooley had had his share of both chemically induced and religiously inspired visions, and I think he said it best. "As long as they're still on the wall and not crawling up your leg, just let 'em ride, man."
(relating the history of the Bears-Ravens feud) Ed: Then the Bears retaliated by not inviting the Ravens to their New Year's Eve party. I don't think anyone ever got over that one.
Ed: It's gone too far, Leonard. Someone has to do something. Someone with a lot of clout. Like Don Corleone in Godfather I.
Shelly: When a chick puts on a wedding ring, she may as well hang up her spandex pants and her snakeskin boots, because her struttin' days are over.
Holling: What I'm trying to say, Maurice, is I'd like you to be best man at the wedding. Maurice: Best man. Holling: It'd mean so much to me...and Shelly both. Maurice: All right, Holling, I'll ride shotgun for you.
Leonard: To you, as to many people, life is a dance. And for that, you need a partner. A husband.
Chris: I know it's short notice, but the bride-to-be is pushing for a quickie. Medical emergency. Nope, it's not what you're thinking. Anyway, I know a couple of us have been down the aisle with these people before, maybe this time, they'll make it to the altar. We'll keep our collective fingers crossed.
Music: - "By the Light of the Silvery Moon" by The Flamenco Dancers - "Alaskan Nights" by David Schwartz
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