Ruth-Anne: I want to tell you about the time my friend Chris Stevens flung a piano with a medieval siege weapon known as a trebuchet. Chris is our local D.J., a self-taught, ex con, mail-order minister with a passion for the transcendent. The piano in question was a 1943 Baldwin upright--good, solid mahogany which had been hauled all the way to Alaska… Ed knew that Maggie ended up with this piano and had no use for it, Chris got it free of charge and the fling was on. Chris told us all to meet him out at Ivory Springer's farm where… flew into space, leaving a vapor trail of broken keys in its wake, and when at last it fell to earth and broke into a million pieces, our spirits were elsewhere, somewhere still aloft in the clouds.
- "I Only Have Eyes For You" by The Flamingos
- "Hip-Hug-Her" by Booker T. and the MGs
- "Operator" by The Manhatten Transfer
The end credits were not broadcast in the Chicago area, for no apparent reason. Using other sources I have completed the credits, but they may not be listed in on screen credits order.