Northern Exposure

Shelly: Can I get you anything else? Maggie: How about a big gun with a bullet in it? Shelly: Well Holling keeps all his big guns locked up. Would a .22 work?

Chris: You sly dog! Who's the lucky fox? Ed: Her name is Debbie something. Shelly: Debbie Something. Is that Indian? Ed: Oh no Shelly, her last name's not Something. Well, it is something, but it's not that something.

Chris: Don't forget this Sunday. Ed: Ok. Why? Chris: Ice fishing, remember? Ed: Oh, I can't this Sunday. Chris: Why not? Ed: I'm getting married this Sunday.

Ed: I just always thought I'd pick my own wife. There would be a moment, and I would know, and she would know, and that would be it.

Uncle Anku: You don't look so good, Ed. You need a woman. Ed: Well, I had a girlfriend once. Uncle Anku: I don't mean a girlfriend, I mean a wife.

Maggie: You saw me naked! Joel: It was kind of unavoidable under the circumstances, although we did find a horse blanket somewhere.

Joel: Women are put on this earth to drive us crazy. But we have a purpose too. Men are put on this earth not to let women drive them crazy. (pause) And by the way, congratulations on your engagement.

Debbie: Ed, this is my boyfriend Craig. Craig, this is Ed, my fiance. Craig: You're getting a great girl, Ed, I hope you know that.

Shelly: Shoot to kill babe! And don't stay up too late!