Northern Exposure Season 6 Episode 15

Maggie: I came just to keep you from becoming a popsicle for some polar bear.
Joel: Wait a minute, are you telling me you're not the slightest bit curious? I mean, you don't get goosebumps thinking we might, we might make some incredible discovery out here? Be like stumbling into King Tut's tomb, or or unearthing Pompeii. Come on! You don't, you're not excited by that, that possibility at all?

Maggie: God, Fleischman, you know, if you want to search for the Ark of the Covenant, that's one thing, but does it have to be on the dark side of the moon?
Joel: Hey, you aren't going to find a lost city in a Michelin guide, now are ya? Now look, judging by the map it's going to take at least three days to reach what they call the Stone of St. Sebastian.
Maggie: Stone of St. Sebastian, right.
Joel: Yeah, I hope I brought enough food.