Now and Again Season 1 Episode 16

(Michael is in a tux and looking at himself in the mirror)
Dr. Theo: We really have to go, Mr. Wiseman. Mr. Wiseman, I believe there's a mirror in the car. Honestly, you and you can continue this love affair there.
Michael: Sorry. But, believe it or not, it's still a bit of a shock every time I look in the mirror...That's a compliment.
Dr. Theo: We have to leave. That's a plea.

(Michael turns around and runs into a drunk woman)
Michael: I'm sorry.
Woman: No, it's my fault. That's what I get for walking through the middle of a dance floor. (looks up and sees him) Wow, you're cute. Are you a Republican or a Democrat?

(Michael has General Irving by the throat after being shot)
General Irving: Stop. Please. I can't breathe.
Michael: That's okay. I think I'm bleeding to death.

Lisa: I don't know what to make of you, Mr. Wiseman. One minute I'm furious with you, and the next minute, you're saving my life. Who are you?

(rehearsing a cover story)
Michael: You heard of my company? Dominatrix-pizza.com? You place your order and then people in leather deliver your food, slap you around if you don't give them a big enough tip. I just made that last part up. We don't have to use it.
Dr. Theo: We're not going to use it.
Michael: What do you think of pizza-dungeon.com?
Dr. Theo: I don't even want to know.

(going through a safe)
Michael: Let's see... proof that aliens exist... ah... where Hoffa's buried... Hmm. Another Pamela Lee video... where the rest of Hoffa's buried.