Numb3rs

Charlie: But as we all know, machines aren't perfect, and the kids took advantage. Don: Right. And how'd they do that?

Marius: A guy wins five grand, I'm not risking twenty to life going after him. That's just economics 101. Megan: I still think I'm gonna need to see a list of employees over the past six months. Particularly the ones working security. That's just law enforcement 101.

Charlie: So, this is for a lecture I'm preparing, Math and Molecules: An Introduction to Fluid Dynamics. Don: Looks like, uh, mints and soda to me.

Don: That's a lot of notebooks. (flips through a notebook) Don: It's all numbers, equations. David: Lucky for us, we know a guy. Don: We do know a guy.

Alan: (on card counting) All those schmucks who play the game for fun, they think it's cheating. Larry: Those are the same schmucks who should stick to slot machines.

Alan: (to Charlie) Once again my living room has become a CalSci annex ... your living room.

Charlie: Can't you just see this as field work? Larry: Unfortunately, it's a poppy field.

Alan: What do you say? We bet the house! Charlie (smiles.. smile fades): You're not... you're not serious about betting the house? Alan: I'm always serious.

Alan: Hey, what are we talking about blackjack for.. let's play a real game. Don: A real game? Alan: Poker. Where all the math in the world is useless against the good read and steady nerves. Larry: Well, I've had enough action to last a lifetime. Besides, poker is for professional card players and underemployed celebrities.

Colby (about the guests at a strip club): Check out the mid-day crowd! It's like a bunch of dads got separated from their families on the bus to Disneyland!

Charlie: You said you attended my lecture! Amita: I had to dig out after roulette... I was prepping for my orals. Sorry. Charlie: Yeah.. yeah.. so much for an "Eppes Classic!"