Numb3rs Season 4 Episode 17

Larry: Her parents were both schooled here, they raised her here, I'm sure they're very intelligent, cosmopolitan people.
Charlie: They tried to arrange a marriage for her.
Larry: Yeah, that had slipped my mind.

Larry: I haven't heard of any of these artists, and it's not like I've been living in a cave.
Charlie: No, just a space station and a monastery...and oh yeah!...the steam tunnels.
Larry: Point taken.

Amita: I didn't say it was rational, it just feels weird.
Charlie: My Dad knows you spend the night, that's never been weird.
Alan: Well, it's weird now, thank you very much.

(Amita walks her parents to their car; Alan and Charlie discuss their visit)
Charlie: So, what do you think?
Alan: Hmmm?
Charlie: I'm in!
Alan: Oh, yeah, you're in!
Charlie: Yeah!
Alan: But you must realize of course that now you have to marry her.
(Charlie's smile instantly changes to shocked silence)
Charlie: I think I'll have one of those cookies now.

Charlie: (to Don) Remember when we were kids and we used to sit in the cheap seats at Dodger Stadium under the Jumbotron?
Alan: It wasn't because the seats were cheap. It was the best place to catch a homerun ball.
Don: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah.
Alan: No, we had gloves with us. (they all laugh)