Nurse Jackie

Season 3 Episode 5

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Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Apr 25, 2011 on Showtime
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Jackie runs out of drugs and Dr. Cooper decides to compete with Dr. O'Hara for the E.R. chief position.

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    Edie Falco

    Edie Falco

    Jackie Peyton

    Anna Deavere Smith

    Anna Deavere Smith

    Mrs. Gloria Akalitus

    Paul Schulze

    Paul Schulze

    Eddie Walzer

    Peter Facinelli

    Peter Facinelli

    Dr. Fitch 'Coop' Cooper

    Eve Best

    Eve Best

    Dr. Eleanor 'Ellie' O'Hara

    Merritt Wever

    Merritt Wever

    Zoey Barkow

    Michael Cumpsty

    Michael Cumpsty

    Lou

    Guest Star

    Haneefah Wood

    Haneefah Wood

    Candace De La Brix

    Guest Star

    Leslie Silva

    Leslie Silva

    Receptionist

    Guest Star

    Stephen Wallem

    Stephen Wallem

    Thor Lundgren

    Recurring Role

    Arjun Gupta

    Arjun Gupta

    Sam

    Recurring Role

    Bill Sage

    Bill Sage

    Bill Martin

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    • QUOTES (12)

      • Thor: Oh, my God!
        Jackie: Not now, Thor.
        Thor: You are gonna die.
        Jackie: Yes, one day for sure. Eventually, yes.

      • Jackie: We will get to you when we get to you. And we will get to you. In the meantime, people are trying to die in here. Have a seat.

      • Mrs. Akalitus: Have you ever stolen anything?
        Jackie: Yes, many times.
        Mrs. Akalitus: Good. Chapel, half hour. Bring Thor.

      • Jackie: Are you mad at me?
        Thor: This morning by the elevators... totally dismissive. You talked to me like I... like I was Zoey.
        Jackie: Oh, Jesus.
        Thor: And the hits keep coming.

      • Dr. O'Hara: Right, one filled out prescription. So, no excuses. Come and see me in a year when it runs out.
        Lou: I don't know what to say.
        Dr. O'Hara: Say nothing, I just broke the law.

      • Jackie: A year's worth of meds?
        Dr. O'Hara: I took a leaf out of your book. Sue me.
        Jackie: Imitation is the sincerest form...
        Dr. O'Hara: And I can't very well flatter your wardrobe.
        Jackie: I like my scrubs.
        Dr. O'Hara: Nope, sorry, can't do it.

      • Jackie: My point is it was personal and I just figured you didn't wanna discuss it in this little shop of horrors.
        Thor: Are you trying to placate me with a musical theater reference?
        Jackie: I am.
        Thor: It's working.

      • Mrs. Akalitus: You were never here. But since you are, strap Mary to the dolly and follow me.

      • Mrs. Akalitus: The diocese is deconsecrating this chapel.
        Jackie: What does that mean.
        Mrs. Akalitus: They're taking my statues.

      • Mrs. Akalitus: Of all the statues in here, this is the one that matters the most to me. She's tall. She's got a lot on her mind. And I relate. Also, she's not judgmental. That's something I'm working on. It's irrational, but that's the nature of faith. We're stealing her. Sorry to make you an accessory.
        Jackie: Happy to be one.

      • Eddie: What's so great about pilots? I mean unless you work for NASA, you're just a bus driver in the sky.

      • Mrs. Scheinhorn: Honey, your mother and I love each other very much. We just can't bear to be in the same room together anymore.

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