Nurse Jackie

Season 2 Episode 11

What the Day Brings

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Aired Sunday 9:00 PM May 31, 2010 on Showtime

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  • Quotes

    • Zoey: (to Jackie) Oh my God, you're asking me to cover for you? (Jackie nods) I've dreamt of this day!

    • Cooper: (to a patient who got stabbed into the thigh) What happened, dude? You get mugged by a midget?
      Zoey: I don't think that's...
      Cooper: Little person. Sorry, little nurse Jackie.
      Zoey: You probably meant that as an insult. Very much a compliment.

    • Cooper: Eddie, Eddie, I really need like a Zyrtec or something.
      Eddie: What's the matter, are you allergic to yourself?

    • Cooper: Can I just say I'm loving it here today?
      Eddie: Really? Why is that?
      Cooper: Well, number one, you're back. Number two, Jackie's gone.
      Eddie: Oh yeah? Where did she go?
      Cooper: Eh, I don't really like to think about what she does when she's not around.

    • Cooper: You're probably wondering what I'm having a reaction to. Am I right?
      Eddie: No, not really.
      Cooper: It's cats, that's what. Actually, it's one particular cat. You know Sam?
      Eddie: Sam-- Sam the cat?

    • Cooper: Does me fucking [Sam's] girlfriend make me a total dick?
      Eddie: No. A lot of things qualify you be a dick.

    • Mrs. Akalitus: Drinks?
      Dr. O'Hara: You're joking.
      Mrs. Akalitus: I don't joke.

    • Dr. O'Hara: So if you're not married anymore, how come you still wear that ring.
      Mrs. Akalitus: Keep people away. Cops, short fat married men. They see me in a nice suit and can't help themselves. Catnip.

    • Patient: I-- I have Tourette's. Uh, not the yelling kind. That would totally suck.
      Zoey: But the really great stabbing yourself kind?

    • Cooper: It's getting a little weird, huh?
      Sam's Girlfriend: What?
      Cooper: 'Cause I gotta see the guy every day. And 'cause you're his girlfriend.
      Sam's Girlfriend: People need to expand their minds. And I need to break up with him.
      Cooper: Why? He's a nice guy.
      Sam's Girlfriend: He's a nurse.

  • Notes

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Slovakia: March 22, 2011 on Doma
      United Kingdom: April 23, 2011 on BBC2/BBC HD
      Finland: March 12, 2012 on Nelonen
      Germany: May 31, 2012 on TNT Serie

    • This episode is rated TV-MA for graphic language and adult content.

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