Sylvia: Ask me again, Andy.
Andy: What do you mean?
Sylvia: Ask me again.
Andy: Will you marry me, Sylvia?
Sylvia: Yes. I will.
Gumble: This filthy, depraved behavior deserves every vilification. -- Oh God. Oh God!
Gumble's lawyer: Arnie put that away!
Gumble: Oh God! Look at this!
Sylvia: Get him zipped up!
Doctor: How is your rear?
Andy: Not setting off any metal detectors.
Gumble: I want you to understand that it wasn't directed at you specifically.
Lesniak: Yeah? Well it was directed at me, Mr. Gumble, and I suggest you keep it in your pants.
A flasher asks Lesniak for directions.
Lesniak: It's a map of Texas.
Gumble: Is it? Well, maybe you could help me find Johnson City.
Lesniak: You showed me yours, now I'm gonna show you mine.
Pulls out her badge.