O2Be

Season 1 Episode 1

Show 101

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Aired Unknown Sep 22, 2002 on Oxygen
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In the premiere episode, actress Téa Leoni parodies Lifetime network's Intimate Portrait with 02Be's own "Inanimate Portrait," where Leoni exclusively reveals her heartbreaking battle with morbid obesity -- realizing one day after the birth of her first child, she had "ballooned" up to 129 lbs.

As Chynna, the one-time WWF superstar, Joanie Laurer became the biggest female wrestler in the world and now she wants you to know that there's more to her than just brains...like her large breasts. Brian Unger risks his life when he unearths the turf war between Valerie and Anastasia, the eyebrow pluckers extraordinares of Beverly Hills. And in this week's "Get Frank" Lizz and Brian invite self-help bully Frank Decaro into the studio to help a woman who was distraught when she learned that her daughter-in-law had given her a cheap present. (TV-PG)moreless

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    • TRIVIA (1)

      • The eyebrow pluckers segment correctly omitted "Amber" from Tiffany Thiesen's name (she dropped it this year) but they mistakenly called Pamela Anderson by her former name "Pamela Lee" (she's gone back to Anderson since her seperation from Tommy Lee).

    • QUOTES (11)

      • Joanie Laurer: I don't want to play a World War II hero. I want to play a naked World War II hero.

      • Joanie Laurer: Everybody always wants to talk about brains. Sometimes I just think, hello, people! Look at these, let's talk about boobs...because they're huge.

      • Lizz: For years professional wrestling was the domain of scary, sweaty, gay men on steroids.

      • Dr. Frank There is a Dr. Frank solution to all of this. It's the three F's.
        The first F: Get conFrentational.
        The second F: Be speciFic.
        The third F: Be Frank to get frank!

      • Dr. Frank: If you're feeling dissed, you have got to get pissed!

      • Lizz: Brian, everytime you cover one of those wars I'm afraid I'm going to come in to work and I'm going to look in that chair and you're not going to be there.
        Brian: That's the risk I take. My kids know it, all of them. Jody and I are so blessed with so many understanding children. We have so many children. We're lucky how many we have.

      • Brian: If it's a war, who wins? Really?
        Valerie: Well, I think the one with the most money wins, don't you think?

      • Lizz: Connie Rice? Conniff?
        Conniff: I dated her in college.
        Lizz: I always thought Conniff dated Asian men.
        Brian: Oh, he does. He does.

      • Brian: You're not going to believe this. I get out of bed, I walk downstairs into the kitchen, maybe three o'clock or four o'clock in the morning, and guess who I run into? One of the Bush daughters just coming in for the night.
        Lizz: No! Okay, which one? The cute one or the drunk one?
        Brian: Both. I didn't see both daughters but this one happened to be both cute and drunk.

      • Lizz: It turns out that my reproductive fluids are like acid to anything Ted puts inside of me.

      • Brian: So, how's it going trying to get pregnant?

    • NOTES (1)

      • Oxygen states that Tea Leoni's "Inanimate Portrait" appears in this episode but when it was rerun Joanie Laurer's "Inanimate Portrait" appeared instead.

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