Brian Unger |
Host |
Frank Conniff |
TV's Conniff |
Lizz Winstead |
Host |
Cedering Fox |
Announcer |
Kris Mcgaha |
"Trading Trailers" |
Guest Star |
Judah Friedlander |
"Trading Trailers" |
Guest Star |
Shelly Dowdy |
"Trading Trailers" |
Guest Star |
Lizz: Be sure to join us next week when we show you how to fire your baby-sitter and let television do the work.
Male 'Trading Trailers' Contestant: Hey, does alphabetizing my porn count as re-decorating?
Lizz: Tiffany, if you're out there singing in a mall in front of a Cinnabon, call Deborah. Join the fight.
Deborah Gibson: There's a lot of real talent in the world. Problem is...they're ugly.
Deborah Gibson: I tried to warn everybody that a man like Carson Daly would rise to power. But nobody wanted to listen to me.
'Inanimate Portrait' Narrator: 1986 was a more innocent time. A girl from Merrick, Long Island was writing songs no one could ever have sex to.
Deborah Gibson: My music was about love and peace and unity. Not butt crack!
Deborah Gibson: (referring to Christina Aguilera's song "Genie in a Bottle") You can't put the genie back in the bottle.
Brian: I find it kind of loud, it kind of screams "Hey, look at my burka!"
Lizz: What's the most important take-home message from that story, do you think?
Brian: Well, let's just say I no longer have a mirror in front of my toilet.
Brian: All Feng-ed up on bad Shui.
Brian: I don't even rememember what Ted's supposed to have done. Conniff, do you?
Conniff: (reading from New York Post) "Conspiracy to commit fraud, embezzlement, corporate espionage, loan-sharking, drug trafficing, perjury, corporate malfeasance...continued on page 20." Hold on.
Brian: You see! That's nitpicking. You know, that's what they charge you with when they got nothing.
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