Nick revels during dinner that his father's name is Bob Garrett, whereas until now he was only called The Commander.
Sam: Interesting. Eddie: What? Sam: Or maybe disappointing is more like it. Eddie: Your mom here? Sam: No, she couldn't make it. She's too busy convincing the nicest person in all of Knights Ridge that you're not as bad as you seem right now. Eddie: You're a little out of your station here Sam, don't you think? Sam: Why didn't you bring her? 'fraid of getting teased? Eddie: It's a tough lesson about getting older Sam, but everyone has a role in the big picture. If somebody stops serving that role, then, the whole thing crumbles. Sam: So what's your role. Eddie: To date a…certain kind of girl…the really beautiful kind Sam: You know when horses make poop? My grandmother calls it pucky. Eddie: So? Sam: Everything you've just said, I'm pretty sure is horse pucky. And Janet? I think she is beautiful kind.
Ronnie: Dad? The Commander: Ronnie... hey. Ahh... Ronnie: Who are you? The Commander: Now, I, I know you've had your suspicions and I should have done this a lot sooner, but…this is Leslie. Dean Leslie: It is so nice to meet you Ronnie. Ronnie: What's going on? The Commander: Ronnie... Leslie's my girlfriend. (Ronnie looks at Leslie in disbelief) The Commander: Ronnie... Ronnie, please. (Ronnie hugs Leslie) Ronnie: Thank you, he's been so lonely. Thank you very much.
Ronnie: We gotta talk bro. Nick: About what? Ronnie: About the Commander. Nick: What about him? Ronnie: I think he's dating? Nick: What?! Dating? Like, woman?
Aubrey: I can't tell you how much I liked kissing you at Pumpkin Fest. Nick: I can't tell you how much I liked being kissed by you at Pumpkin Fest. Aubrey: I think we should do it again sometime. Nick: I think so too. Aubrey: Well, I'm free in four seconds. (Dean Leslie Etwood walks in just as Nick and Aubrey are about to kiss) Dean Leslie Etwood: College employees should be honest in carrying out their duties, and avoid conflicts between their private interests and their professional responsibilities. All this in a groovy little tome called the "Dufrain College Teacher Code of Conduct". Allow me to boil it down to its basic bits. Your chances of survival here are determined by which is more important to you; your class or... the lass.
Featured Music: "With Your Love" by Jefferson Starship "That's The Way (I'm Only Trying to Help You)" by Culture Club "Name" by the Goo Goo Dolls "Waiting for Now" by Bryan Greenberg "I Got Mine" by No Big Fish "Hey Sandman" by Los Federales "Losing Ground" by Engine "O Sole Mio" by Eduardo Di Capua "Plans" by Josh Kramon "Just One Night With You" by Robert J. Walsh
Episode Title: "Secrets and Guys" The episode title is a play on words to the 1996 movie "Secrets & Lies" starring Timothy Spall and Phyllis Logan.
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