October Road Season 1 Episode 3

Phil: No, that pizza had plenty of feta on it. I, I called you back because I was wondering if you'd like to go in sometime.
Pizza Girl: Go in?
Phil: It's like going out only you do it here.
Pizza Girl: So... what they say is true?
Phil: What do they say?
Pizza Girl: You don't leave.
Phil: Yes, it's true I don't.
Pizza Girl: Mrs. Kesler told me.
Phil: She did. I can't believed she narked. I, I... All those years I pretended to love those bunt cakes.
Pizza Girl: She said, in this day and age when it's impossible to count on anyone... what could be better than knowing there's a guy who will always be there.
Phil: She said that?
Pizza Girl: She did.

Nick: Was the girl impressed?
Principal: Excuse me?
Hannah: Nick!
Nick: I'm just curious. If we're to assume that he did this to impress a girl, I think it'd be nice to know if it had the desired effect.
Principal: I don't see how that...
Hannah: Because if he did impress her he may be inclined to do it again.
Nick: We need to know.
Hannah: To dissuade him. Sam?
Sam: I think it did impress her. She laughed and giggled.
Hannah: A laugh and a giggle.
Nick: Wait, wait. What's the difference?
Principal: What? What difference?
Nick: Between a laugh and a giggle.
Sam: A giggle happens after you realized you've...
Hannah: Laughed too much. It's a subconscious thing.
Sam: Right!
Hannah: You're embarrassed for laughing overtly so you devolve into a nervous giggle.
Sam: Exactly!
Principal: Excuse me! What are we doing here?
Sam: And I do believe there was a blush.
Hannah: A blush?
Nick: Ah, now did you hear that principal Harrison? There was a blush.
Principal: Yes, extraordinary. I'd like you all to leave my office now.

Nick: Alright, phase one. First things first. You got to get her interest.
Sam: But I don't play soccer.
Nick: You don't get her interest by doing things she likes, that just makes you seem desperate.
Sam: Do you have a girlfriend?
Nick: We're just going to keep the focus on you. K.

Physical Phil: You have no concept of other people? Do you... I mean, it's like everyone is supposed to be on your schedule.
Eddie: You don't leave the house. How is it that you're the busiest guy I know?

Janet: I maybe have a maybe date.
Hannah: What's a maybe date?
Janet: As in, maybe he won't call. Uh, maybe if he does I won't go. Maybe it's not even a date. Maybe I wish I hadn't said anything.
Hannah: Who's the maybe date with?
Janet: Maybe not ready to talk about that yet.
Hannah: Well I think it's great that maybe you have a maybe date.

Pizza Girl: Hey, um, you don't write manifestos, do you?
Physical Phil: What do you mean?
Pizza Girl: Tracts, screeds, ideological rants, anti-technology mantras hating on mechanizations and machines in industrial society? I mean, you don't just write those, do you?
Physical Phil: No.
Pizza Girl: I just think critical perspective is really important, that's all, for everything. You know, my dad - when he runs out of staples, he throws out the entire stapler. I'm sorry. I go on. I just feel the need to let conversations linger. It's like I don't know how to end them. You know, my friend Sarah - she says for my birthday she's gonna get me a carton of periods. The punctuation mark, not the menstrual cycle. God, a carton of menstrual cycles. How do you even wrap that?
Physical Phil: I don't know.
Pizza Girl: Yeah. Um, your pizza's getting cold, so... um... I should go. See you later.
Physical Phil: Yeah. I'll see you later.
Pizza Girl: Your eyes...they're off the hinge.
Phil: What?
Pizza Girl: They're beautiful...and...I should know...because I get a lot of looks.

Nick: Oh, umm... So I heard that you and Eddie Latekka were hanging out are you guys becoming friends?
Aubrey: Why do you ask? Are you jealous?
Nick: Excuse me?
Aubrey: Do you want to be hanging out with Eddie Latekka?
Nick: Actually yeah I do.
Aubrey: Give him time.