Sadie: (on wearing heels) It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do
Donnie: (a rodeo clown) I wear makeup, tights and work at night.
Austin: Me, too, sometimes.
Austin: (Watching Sadie ride her horse) There's something mythological about it: a woman and her beast.
Austin: I always wanted to live in a castle; I just never thought it'd be in Texas.
Santino: The last time I was in a castle? I don't know, White Castle?
Santino: Do you think we'll still be friends after this adventure?