Rick: I don't know why I get so sad at holidays. There's no reason. I have more to be thankful for than almost anybody, and I can admit that... any day of the year except Thanksgiving.
Peg: That was Rick when he was ten. And he built a fort, remember? Jessie: Dad? A fort? Peg: Yes, his father made him draw up the plans for it. Grace: Is that when you decided to become an architect? Rick: No, that's when I decided not to.
Rick: We're gonna have a nice dysfunctional holiday dinner like all good Americans. Peg: I can't wait.
Rick: You know how I feel about this, okay, so don't put yourself in the middle. Peg: I haven't said a word in four years. Rick: Trust me, the silence has been deafening.
Peg: It's a teenagers right to ruin his future.
Lily: Barbara and Peg? Oil and water. Nixon and McGovern. That's not fair.
Peg: You wouldn't believe this, but I haven't always been this wonderful.
Eli: Hey, grandma, any cute guys after you back in Kansas City? Peg: Oh, I was seeing someone for a while but it was just sex. Jessie: Grandma! Eli: Way to go, Peg! Rick: "Way to go, Peg," what? Peg: Never you mind.
Rick: Mom, in honor of you I got the really good kind of take-out. Peggy: I am honored.
Peg: How's the band? Eli: Pretty good. Peg: Are you playing all over the place? Eli: We actually have to get good before we can do that.
Jessie: I hate bananas. Rick: Who hates bananas?
Jennifer Crystal Foley (Christie Parker) does not appear in this episode.
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