Judy: Have you been calling my machine and then hanging up?
Will: Well, I kind of thought of it as chickening out, but yeah.
Judy: It's an egg coddler. It... it coddles eggs, supposedly. There's no instruction booklet, but how hard could coddling be?
Judy: This is just so me. I can't even get a competent stalker who knows what he's doing.
Lily: You can't just hold things against people for the rest of their lives.
Rick: You can't?
Judy: He's always treated Tiffany like she's some rabbit he pulled out of a hat that he can't get to disappear.
Zoe: I better go change.
Grace: Into what? A person who needs a bra?
Grace: That's Jenica, by the way.
Zoe: A combination of Jessica and Jennifer.
Judy: I see.
Zoe: A person's name should be either Jessica or Jennifer, not both.
Rick: (fighting with ice cream) I just realized I hate ice cream.
Rick: (fighting with ice cream) You know, it's a good thing the Titanic didn't run into this.
Lily: You're not asleep?
Rick: I'm not.
Lily: I was trying not to move because I thought you were asleep.
Rick: I though you were asleep.
Lily: I can't sleep.
Rick: So, you can't sleep, I can't sleep.... What do you want to do?