While talking to Rick, Lily doesn't stop when the sound of door shutting is heard. This is obviously a blooper.
Lily: May I say that I'm not altogether displeased that this happened? Rick: You may.
Lily: I don't know why letting a man touch me feels so dangerous.
Lily: (about condoms) Last time I saw one of those Jimmy Carter was president.
Rick: (about his apartment) It may not be much, but at least it's overpriced.
Lily: I loved being pregnant. It was such permission to be a woman.
Rick: You got scared. Lily: No... no, no. Yes. Petrified.
Lily: Can't I just lie to him? Can't I just tell him that I'm sick? Because I am sick at this point. Judy: But you look so hot in that outfit. Lily: I do?
Lily: God, I've got two kids. How can I take my clothes off?
David: She called, that's very cool. When a woman calls it means she wants to have sex. Rick: Will you please? I'm trying to tell you I lied to three women in the space of four minutes. David: But did you get caught?
Rick: I don't think the world was constructed for forty-year-olds to date.
Lily: We're like two kids with nowhere to go. Rick: My parents aren't home.
David: Just tell your son that his job as a man is to get sex whenever he can get with the most attractive woman he can get it from and barring that from whoever's available.
Lily: I kept looking at his hands. I know I was supposed to be listening to him, but all I could think of was he has such beautiful hands.
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