Lily: I hate this. Let's just live in the car.
Lily: When did you get nice? Jake: I try to hide it as best I can.
Tiffany: Is it a boy or a girl? Doctor: Well, it's too soon to tell. Right now it's a gummy bear. In four weeks it'll be a little fish.
Lily: Are you happy, Jake? Jake: Oh, well, that's the question, isn't it. Not as happy as I once was. Lily: Thank you.
Judy: Wait 'til he forgets to buy the toilet paper.
Rick: I love yams. (later) Rick: I hate yams.
Lily: Why did I make yams? Nobody likes yams.
Lily: Did everybody get a yam?
Lily: This is Rick in his underwear. Get used to it.
Lily: Don't worry, I'm impressed. Rick: I hope so, it's all I care about, afterall.
Al: You learn to dance, you'll always have something to enjoy together... barring some crippling accident.
Rick: How dare we be happy?
Jennifer Crystal Foley (Christie Parker) and David Clennon (Miles Drentell) do not appear in this episode.
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