Rick: I want you so badly, right here, right now. Lily: Oh, where the hell did you come from?
Judy: Has someone warned you that she's actually very mean? Rick: I'm sure I will find that out for myself. Lily: Listen, I'm so sorry about... The last thing you had to deal with was me having a melt-down. Rick: That was a melt-down? Lily: Well, a mini-melt. Rick: Is that like a tuna melt? I'm sorry, I'm so tired.
Jessie: You know, I think I'm gonna call it Vodka Mockingbird instead of Tequila Mockingbird. Eli: You should have her, like, evaluated.
Lily: How do you know I didn't? Rick: I have instruments attached to you that measure that sort of thing.
Lily: What if you're a workaholic? Rick: I'm more of a worry-holic.
Rick: Tell me a great story. Lily: Don't get me started. Rick: I want you to get started.
David: Rick has no manners so I'll introduce myself. Rick: You're just afraid I'm going to tell her the truth about you. Lily: You must be David. David: I have that misfortune, yes. Lily: Hi. David: God, you said she was only okay looking. Rick: Shut up. Lily: Oh, that's okay, he told me you have no talent and he's completely carried you all these years.
User Score: 1010
User Score: 312
User Score: 62
User Score: 40
User Score: 38
User Score: 13
User Score: 12
User Score: 9
User Score: 8
User Score: 8