Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 13

David: All right, Gold, you're going out there with my family. Just know if anything happens to 'em...
Gold: Then you'll what? Cross the town line? And David Nolan will hunt me down in his animal rescue van?

Hook: You didn't even ask me about your recovery.
Mary Margaret: How are you doing, Hook?
Hook: Come closer and feel for yourself.

Leroy: No funny business. I'm watching you, pirate.
Hook: Yes, dwarf. That should deter me from any malfeasance.

Jack: I'm not so sure about this family of yours, Anton. Doesn't sound like they appreciate you.
Anton: They're not so bad. Except for the making fun of me. And the pushing me around. And the harsh words. Oh yeah, it's sort of bad.

Mary Margaret: Guess we found our giant. I just didn't think he would be so...
David: Giant?
Mary Margaret: My mistake.

David: Here's to not getting squashed by a giant.
Mary Margaret: I'll drink to that.

Leroy: So let me get this straight. You got a twin brother?
David: Yeah!
Leroy:Whose name is James?
David: Right!
Leroy:I thought your name is James?
David: No, actually it's not.
Leroy:Charming, then?
Mary Margaret: No, that's the nickname I gave him.
Leroy:Wait, hold on, what the hell is your name?
David: David.
Leroy:Your curse name?
David: My real name.
Leroy:What, you're David, James, and Charming, and James is like a middle name?
David: No, it's my name name.
Leroy:You know, I'm going to call you whatever I damn well please! Is that okay?
David: Sure, Leroy.