The CW (ended 2012)
"Paradise gone, seems appropriate"
"If you're looking for Nathan... he's in my bedroom."
This one is probably easy, but it's just funny.....
Next.... "That's a nice skirt Ms.Hann. You know, if more teachers dressed like sluts, attentance in this place would sky rocket!"
That would be Haley. lol
EDIT: Decided to change the quote.
Next.... "Damn, Nate's moms like the alcoholic easter bunny!"
"How much for a broken heart with a side of regret?"
Next.... "You can totally be bummed, but you have to do it with us and do really fun stuff while you're bumming"
Next..... "You sulk. You're a sulker!"
Ellie, I think?
"Girl, I love it when youre sassy!"
Next....."Hi my name's Rachel and I have red hair"
Next...."The way I see it, you boys owe this school a major debt. And you'll find that payback is a bitch. And the currency is pain!"