One Tree Hill

Peyton: Okay, I'm not arguing with you. Peyton's subconscious: Oh, come on, Peyton, that's what we do, okay? We have these inner conversations daily. Am I gonna look stupid? Am I pretty enough? Did Jake just wanna get in my pants? (pause) Should Lucas be with me instead of Brooke?

Peyton: What do you wanna do? Haley: Well, we should call somebody, like our parents. Brooke: Mine are in California. Haley: Mine are in an RV somewhere. Peyton: Mine's out to sea. Or dead, or banished.

Haley: Oh, where did we go so wrong? Brooke: Well I slept with Chris Keller and you went on tour with him.

Haley: When did we start letting boys dictate our happiness? Brooke: I was 9.

(after she steps in the closet) Peyton's subconscience: Closet full of anxiety.

Peyton: I didn't know my subconscious could be such a bitch. Peyton's subconscience: No, no. We're a bitch. Try to keep up, okay?

Nathan: Aye, where you going? Chris: Chris Keller's work here is done.

Chris: So are we even? Nathan: Even? You kissed my wife. You lost all our money. You lied to me about a poker game and you got me attacked by a munchkin and a transvestite. Chris: Whoa, whoa. You think Emanuelle is a dude? Nathan: E-man-uelle has an adam's apple. Chris: Oops.

Chris: Stop hitting me. Nathan: Stop kissing my wife. Chris: I will when you start kissing her.

Chris: (confessing to Nathan) I kissed Haley.. at the Masquerade Party.

Karen: (to Lucas, looking at her flowers) They're from Andy

Chris (to Nathan): Wait up man, it's spooky out here.

Chris: Oh. (strumming guitar) Alright. Not bad. Nathan: Are you serious. My cell phone is shot. We're in a middle of nowhere and you check your guitar? How about a thank you for not letting you drown? Chris: Whoa. Chris Keller was dog-paddling just fine. Nathan: Chris Keller was sinking just fine.

Nathan: Dude, we got to jump. Chris: No way man, Chris Keller can't swim. Nathan: It's either jump or die. Chris: You're not hearing me, I can't swim.

Nathan: A pair of threes? You lost everything on a pair of threes. You suck at this, Chris.

Brooke: Instead of making out, I should be making clothes.

Peyton's subconscious: Hmm. I'm having a snack. See it's pretty great actually. I eat and you get fat. Ha.

Brooke: Clothes over bros? Haley: Clothes over bros.

Brooke: I didnt expect you to be kind about this, but seeing you this way, its even worse than I thought it would be. Lucas: Good.

Brooke: I care about you so much. Lucas: Well you have a hell of way of showing it.

Dan: Oh when you concede today, make sure you say nice things about me.

Nathan: I thought you said lost all the money. Chris: Oh I did. This is the money your dad paid me last week to seduce Haley.

Dan: Well, well, so that's who tried to kill me.

Nathan: Forget the jail, call the morgue.

Haley: I cant believe I got arrested for a wearing a stupid tank top. Brooke: I told you, you should've done your laundry. Haley: I got arrested for wearing one of your stupid tank tops that you stole.

Nathan: Haley, stay with me tonight. Haley: Oh, I was hoping you would say that.

Nathan: (to Haley) You know for most of my life I would've gone through all of this alone, but then I met you and I finally found someone I can depend on when life got like this. Haley: You can always call me Nathan, always and forever.

Lucas: I didn't sleep with Peyton. Brooke: But you slept with Nikki.

Brooke: I am sorry. I'm sorry I did it and I'm sorry you had to see it.