One Tree Hill Season 4 Episode 17

Peyton: Did you bring protection?
Lucas: Have you met my father?

Lucas : (voiceover) William Blake once wrote: "There are things that are known and things that are unknown and in the between there are doors."

(Lucas is talking to the girls from Honey Grove at the Prom)
Lucas: So nobody has a fatal heart condition? And a father who was purposly set on fire? (The girls all shake their heads)
Nathan: You have fellow classmates who are married right? Wife's pregnant, got married as Juniors... (The girls all shake their heads again)
Brooke: So I started the clothing line after Peyton and I shoplifted my designs back and got arrested.
Girl: Arrested! What did your parents say?
Brooke: Oh I haven't seen my parents in like a year! I live with my friend Rachel. She's so funny, she's had all this plastic surgery and she just got suspended and now, shes kind of missing. (the girls all look amazed)
Mouth: Have you ever had your heart broken?
Girl: Yeah! I think that happens everywhere!

Chris Keller: Let's see here:
(looks at Brooke) slept with you,
(looks at Haley) kissed you,
(looks at Peyton) got slapped by you! Just like any other night on Chris Keller's tour bus.

(looking at yearbooks)
Haley: (looking at Lucas' yearbook) How about this one? "Lucas, you know you want me." -Taylor James.
Lucas: I wonder what she wrote in Nathan's yearbook.

Lucas: Now we just gotta find Mouth.
Chris: I'd ask a cop if I were you guys.
Skills: (sarcastically) Right.We just go up to the first cop we see and say "hey,have you seen our friend,Mouth."

Brooke: (to the seniors at Honey Grove Prom) I live with my friend Rachel, she is so funny and she had all this plastic surgery and she just got suspended and now... she is kind of... missing.

Haley: (to nathan) Tell me a secret.
Nathan: (laughs) Risky, okay. For the past few months I've been pretty freaked out about being a dad, but lately I... I know it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be great actually.
Haley: You are so sexy when you talk like that.
(both laugh)

Conrad: So let's get this straight. You slept with Shelley?
Dane: The Clean Teen with the leather pants?
Mouth: Yep.
Gino: My Man! (gives Mouth five)
Conrad: But then you took Brooke to the prom.... Brooke Davis.
Lemmy: Is Brooke the one with the clothing line? I'm just asking.
Conrad: And then you left town with Rachel and all her fine plastic parts. So what happened Mouth?
Mouth: You guys ever had your heart broken?

Mouth: Hiya fellows, I'm Mouth.
Jail Guys: Mouth, eh?
Mouth: I mean, Marvin. Look, I really don't want any trouble. I mean... I like girls!

Chris: Excuse me.
Nathan: Keller.
Chris: Top of the morinin' Officer friendly.
Skills: Shut up. Excuse me sir, we're lookin' for a friend of ours kinda goofy lookin' kid, big lips, spiky hair.
Chris: Needs a**.
Police Officer: Marvin McFadden.
Chris: D*mn our kid's name is Mouth.

Chris: Well this is it Honey Grove, the sweetest town in Texas, get it cause the honey part.

Chris Keller: (To Nathan.) You know for the luckiest guy I know you worry to much, and contrary to popular belief most life's problems don't get solved on a tour bus in the middle of Texas.

Skills: Yo you got some gin in this joint.
Chris: Full bar in back.
Skills: I'm loving Chris Keller.

(Reading Lucas's old yearbooks.)
Haley: Okay Brooke freshman year Lance Bass. Really?
Brooke: He was cute okay.
Nathan: I'm not sure I'd go there Hales check this out Luke, Stay cool forever Haley.
Haley: So what's wrong with that?
Lucas: You think that's bad check this out Peyton wrote to me in my sophomore yearbook, Peyton Sawyer.
Peyton: Come on I didn't even know you then.
Lucas: You know how hard I worked to get my yearbook in front of her, and then she signs her d*mn name I was crushed.
Haley: Okay how about this one Lucas, you know you want me Taylor James.
Peyton: Eww.
Lucas: D*mn, I wonder what she wrote in Nathan's yearbook.
Nathan: Hey.
Skillz: Hey look Luke you're a great friend thanks for looking out for me see ya around.
Brooke: Who wrote that one?
Skillz: Jimmy Edwards sorry.

Haley: Okay, Karen and I made sandwiches and I got chips and drinks and we're all set.
Skillz: I brought red vines, you can't have a roadtrip without red vines.
Lucas:I brought some old yearbooks, thought it might give us a laugh. What'd you bring Nate?
Nathan:I brought Haley, who brought the food. Brooke?
Brooke: I brought my hot body and Rachel's Danali. She might have left but at least we got her car.
Haley: You sure it's not stolen? Oh, wait that's only calculus exams.
Nathan: My girl's not a big Rachel fan. Peyton, what did you bring?
Peyton: Road mix.

(Peyton walks into Lucas' room)
Peyton: Lucas Scott, will you go to prom with me?

Haley: (to Lucas and Peyton) Hey, get a room!
(Lucas and Peyton laugh)
Peyton: (to Lucas) Want to?

Mouth: You ever had your heart broken?
Girl: Yeah, I think that happens everywhere.

Peyton: Well, I was thinking maybe you could move in with me.
Brooke: I can't. I'm moving back into the apartment.
Peyton: (looks disappointed) Oh! Okay cool. I just... yea.
Brooke: But maybe you could move in too?
Peyton: You mean that?
Brooke: Yeah. Look, I know I said we could never be friends like before. But, maybe we can be better.

Nathan: Skills, hey. Come on man, it's your turn to drive. We're each taking four hour shifts.
(They switch positions and Skills drives for a minute until Nathan is asleep.)
Skills: Hey Brooke. Yo, B. Davis. It's your turn to drive, baby.
(Brooke wakes up)
Brooke: Already?
Skills: Four hours.

Skills: So, it's been what, about a week since mouth skipped town with Rachel? Then all of a sudden, I get this cryptic message. Sounds like he's in trouble.
Lucas: Okay, What kind of message, like voicemail?
Skills: No text actually, check it out.
(Lucas reads Mouth's text message)
Lucas: "Hony Grove, Texas. Please Come. Need Ass"?
Skills: Yea I was thinking he would have typed "assistance" but his battery died.
Lucas: Why didn't he just write "help"? "Need help"?
Skills: Maybe he need ass!

Brooke: Haley it was me.
Haley: What was?
Brooke: I stole the test. I cheated. Rachel just took the fault for me.
Haley: Are you kidding me? Brooke I got fired for that not to mention the fact that I trusted you and you lied to my face.
Brooke: I know and I'm sorry. It's just... I wasn't gonna graduate and then she told me I'd lose my clothing contract and I panicked and she...
Haley: Unbelievable.
Brooke: Haley wait don't go, I feel terrible.
Haley: I'm sure you do. You know what? That tape with you and Nathan really hurt me, but I decided to let it go because that was a Brooke that I didn't know. This is worse... my friend did this.
(Haley leaves)

Chris: You're looking a little plump, Hales. (Haley seems to get offended, and Chris rolls his eyes) What the hell, I've had bigger chunk in my bunk.
Haley: I'm pregnant, you idiot!
Chris: Oh. (looks over to Nathan) Dude! Totally not mine!

(Haley and Nathan walk into Karen's Cafe)
Haley: Hey.
Nathan: Skills said Mouth was in trouble.
Skills: Yeah, he sent this.
Nathan: Need a**?
Lucas: But we're thinking it's assisstance.
Haley: I'm gonna find Honey Grove online.
Nathan: (pointing to Peyton and Brooke walking in) Hey, how are they doing since the attack?
Lucas: Some days are better than the others. But it gets the worst at night.
Brooke: Hey guys, what's going on? Is Mouth ok?
Lucas: It doesn't sound like it.
(Skills hands Peyton the cell phone)
Peyton: (begins reading the text message) Honey Grove Texas. Please Come.
Brooke: Need a**? I don't get it, he left with Rachel, why would he need a**?
Nathan Skills and Lucas: (all say together) Assisstance.
Peyton: Oh, well, if Mouth needs help, then one of us needs to go down to Honey Grove, Texas.
Haley: I think we should probably all go. It's, uh, about 90 miles from Dallas, which is like a 20 hour car ride.
Nathan: Hales, I love you for caring, but you're pregnant, and we got finals.
Haley: Come on! We're all graduating soon, it could be like a last hoorah. I mean hopefully Mouth is ok, and it turns into a great roadtrip, but if not at least there's safety in numbers, right?

Skills: Hey, yo, Luke. (notices Peyton in Brooke both in Lucas' bed) Damn, nice work.
Lucas: No, no. It's not.. Uh.. it's the, uh, attack last week. Neither one of them wants to be alone.
Skills: Hey, if that's your story. Look, we gotta go.
Lucas: What? What do you mean? Where?
Skills: It's Mouth, he needs our help.

Peyton: (to Lucas, in the morning) I'm going to go find Brooke, it's the first night we spent apart since the attack.

Chris: Well..Chris Keller's work here is done.

Peyton: Please be the Foo Fighters!
Skills: Please be Kanye!
(after Chris steps off the bus)
Chris: Well well
Haley: Stupid Elvis sandwich!

(Lucas and Peyton: The Night After Prom)
Lucas: You seem sad.
Peyton: No, I'm not... It's just, I really love you Lucas and it's a big deal.
Lucas: I love you, too, Peyton, I promise.