One Tree Hill

Nathan: Wanna hear something really messed up, though? I thought I died, and went to heaven. Lucas: No kidding. Nathan: Yeah. Only heaven was a place where Dan chose your mom over mine. And Haley was tone deaf. Turns out it was only a dream. I did kick your ass in one-on-one though. Lucas: Well, I guess it was a dream then, huh?

Deb: You know you two are gonna end up married someday. (looking at Haley and Nathan) Nathan: Stop it. We've known each other forever. We're just friends. Deb: Hmmm good place to start. Nathan: Keep dreaming.

Keith: Ah lemme guess... dog ate your work ethic? Dan: Nah, I had to go by the uniform place sign off the new Ravens logo. Keith: Like Whitey's actually gonna let you make the decision. Dan: C'mon Keith, it's early. Don't start. Keith: I'm the boss here. Maybe you should have married Deb. You might have gotten her parents' money. Things will be different. Dan: Can we just leave the past in the past? Keith: Yeah, that's what you're best at, isn't it?

Alternate Reality Peyton: Why do you have to treat him like that? It could easily have been you, you know... if your dad had married his mom instead of yours. Alternate Reality Lucas: Like that was ever gonna happen.

Nathan: Don't come home, Haley. Haley: Nathan, I have to come home. Nathan: No. You don't. You have to go after your dream, just like I have to go after mine. Cause if we don't, then we're just gonna end up regretting it. And we're gonna end up resenting each other. Haley: Nathan, I wouldn't... Nathan: No, we don't know that. Nobody knows what's gonna happen. Whatever choice you make today is gonna affect the rest of your life. So, don't come home, Haley... cause I don't want you to.

Haley: I'll save you the trouble faux-dilocks. He's not into cheerleaders.

Peyton: You're a tutor right? Haley: You're jackass' girlfriend right?

Haley: Dude, nothing is ever gonna happen for you if you don't put yourself out there. You gotta shoot for the stars.

Haley: You and Brooke Davis. Captain of the Cheersluts! That's hard to picture. Nathan: Yea, I'd say hard's the right word.

Dan: Oh hey, I gotta cut out early for basketball practice okay? Keith: Just about the time the bars open up, right boozy?

Skills: Nate, uh, I'm your best friend right? So I feel like I can tell you this. Stop being so damn modest and come out here so we can keep you humble.

Whitey: Oh and uh, be sure to let the door hit you (Dan) in the ass on the way out.

(After Lucas almost hits Nathan with his car) Nathan: Daddy teach you how to drive? Lucas: Yeah, he sends his love. Now get out of my way, loser.