Moira Kelly |
Karen Roe |
Chad Michael Murray |
Lucas Scott |
Barbara Alyn Woods |
Deborah "Deb" Scott |
Paul Johansson |
Daniel "Dan" Scott |
Craig Sheffer |
Keith Scott |
James Lafferty |
Nathan Scott |
Summer Altice |
Simone |
Guest Star |
Blake Bashoff |
Gary |
Guest Star |
Matthew Laurance |
Doctor |
Guest Star |
Antwon Tanner |
Antwon "Skills" Taylor |
Recurring Role |
Bevin Prince |
Bevin Mirskey |
Recurring Role |
Lee Norris |
Marvin "Mouth" McFadden |
Recurring Role |
Brooke: I was thinking about what Haley said. You know how it's all supposed to be for love.
Peyton: Kinda scary huh?
Brooke: Yeah, do you think she's right?
Peyton: I know she's right, but that's not the part that scares me.
Brooke: What does?
Peyton: People are going to disappoint you. I get that, I kind of expect that.. but I don't know, what if you wake up one day and realize that you're the disappointment?
Karen: Let me grab some coffee.
Deb: Dan says he wants to come home.
Karen: Let me grab some liquor.
Haley: All right. I'm off. All the important numbers are by the phone: police, fire, pimps.
Tim: Dude, smell me.
Nathan: Dude, kiss my ass.
Haley: Would you just look after him?
Lucas: I'll tell you what, I will sacrifice myself and go to the bachelor party to take care of Nathan.
Haley: Oh, you're so heroic. Thank you.
Brooke: Don't worry about it. Just leave the shower to me okay? I'm gonna teach Haley James-Scott, whoever you are right now, how to have some serious fun. Tomorrow night, I'm tutor girl.
Nathan: Haley, this bachelor party is more for Tim than it is for me okay? He's threatened by the fact that Lucas threw a reception so this is just his way of proving that he's still my best friend.
Haley: Yeah, what's next? Lap dances for world peace?
Tim: Whatever? You're telling me this girl shows up all hot and willing, you wouldn't go there?
Nathan: Tim, I'm married.
Tim: Right. You keep telling yourself that. But that ring doesn't erase your past Nate. Some of us still remember who you used to be.
Dan: I wanna do something I should've done a long time ago. I wanna apologize to you and to your mother. I'm sorry Lucas, for everything.
Brooke: Haley, let the boys have their fun. Besides, what's good for the goose is even better for you. They can have their little testosterone fest autos and dial-a-date, but you get to have a bridal shower and rake in tons of loot from all the guests. This is so a fair trade.
Dan: I know I can't change our past, Lucas, but I'm hoping I can change our future.
Tim: Hey Nathan, what do you think? Thai? Mexican? Chinese is always good.
Haley: Tim, you just ate! How is it possible that you're still hungry?
Tim: I'm not ordering food! I'm ordering strippers.
(The girls' limo goes passed the apartment)
Mouth: Hey, look! It's Girls Gone Wild!
Nathan: (sees Haley on the moonroof) Haley?
Nathan: Officer, there's been a mistake.
Lucas: Yeah, he thought you were a stripper.
Tim: I can see your thong strap, Foxy Brown!
Lucas: Never mind.
Nathan: Yeah, take him.
(Tim is being taken away in the police car)
Tim: I've never been so horny!
Brooke: A girl can do anything she puts her mouth to.
Although credited, Barry Corbin (Whitey) doesn't appear in this episode.
In the U.K, this episode was cut down to thirty minutes because all stripper-related scenes were removed. However, the full episode can be seen on the DVDs.
Featured Music:
"Bridge the Tunnel" by The Honorary Title
"Satellite" by Junk
"Keep Your Receipt" by Cobalt Party Revolution
"C'mon" by Go Betty Go
"Word Up" by Korn
"Shake Dat Sh**" by Shawnna feat. Ludacris
"Bang Stranger" by MC G-Nutz
"Let's Get It Started" by Black Eyed Peas
"Fit But You Know It" by The Streets
"Bad Habits" by Michael Tolcher
"Mirror" by Erica C.
"Roll With Dub" by Double Owe
"Kill" by Jimmy Eat World
Brooke: You guys totally have the whole Nick and Jessica thing going on, just without the stalkerazzi and chickeny-tuna.
An obvious reference to Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, who got married and made a reality TV show out of their married life. One of the highest points of the TV show was Jessica confusing chicken with tuna.
Episode Title: Near Wild Heaven
Near Wild Heaven is from the band R.E.M. off the album, Out Of Time.
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