Skills: Haley James Scott, good morning, baby girl. Hey, I was just in the neighborhood and thought maybe Nathan could use a ride to morning practice.
Haley: It's because of Deb, isn't it?
Skills: (nervously) What?
Haley: You don't fool me, Skills. Well... Look, Mouth and Millicent are out of town. Nathan told you what a great cook Deb is. I get it. Come on in. Breakfast is served.
Skills: Hey, can't fool you, Hales.
Deb: Jamie, I was not kissing Uncle Skills. I mean, first of all, he's your parents' age and one of Uncle Lucas' best friends. It just... It wouldn't be right.
Jamie: I think it'd be cool.
Jamie: Yeah. "Grandpa Skills".
Lucas: Okay. Well, until then, how do you feel about living in sin by moving in with me?
Peyton: Well, considering the last forty-eight hours, I'm pretty sure we already have been living in sin.
Brooke: Deb, you own a gun, right?
Deb: I do.
Brooke: I want you to teach me how to use it.
Deb: Hey. We just had our first real conversation. It was nice.
Skills: Yeah, it was kind of nice, huh? I mean, it wasn't better than that cheerleading outfit, but it was nice.
Brooke: I am really happy for you, P. Sawyer. I might be a little happier if it was your bony a** that fell down the stairs, but still...
Peyton: Thank you.
Brooke: For what?
Peyton: For always helping me, for giving me a place to live and for the record label and... For being my best friend. You really are a good person, Brooke Davis.
Brooke: And what do I get out of it?
Peyton: Great friends... Great life... Good karma.
Brooke: I don't believe in karma. I try to be a good person, and bad stuff happens anyway.
Peyton: Let me ask you something. If you don't believe in karma, what do you believe in?
Haley: Hey. Masked avenger, get up.
Haley: I know what you've been up to.
Deb: I was gonna tell you.
Haley: Deb, I will not have a junkie around my son.
Deb: Oh, wait. What?
Haley: I found the pills.
Haley: Come on, Deb. Nathan's pain medication for his back. This bottle was full a week ago, and now you're out all night and you're always tired.
Deb: You think I took those pills?
Haley: Well, unless you've been fighting crime in that thing, where the hell have you been?
Deb: I've been having sex.
Nathan: Yeah. Those are my pain pills for my back, and my back's been in pain.
Haley: This bottle was full a week ago.
Nathan: I know. I've been taking two a day, which is what the prescription says. But, you know, contrary to popular belief, some people can take pills without turning into a junkie. (looks at Deb)
Jamie: How come Peyton's moving out?
Lucas: Because she's moving in with me. We're getting married.
Jamie: What happened to Lindsey?
Lucas: It's a long story, kid.
Jamie: Were you ever in love with Mama?
Lucas: What do you mean? Like love love? No, we were always just friends. Why?
Jamie: Just wondered. Were you ever in love with Aunt Brooke?
Lucas: Long story.
Lucas: Dude. Don't you have the apartment all to yourself now? Where's the party?
Skills: Yeah, well, you got a whole house all to yourself.
Lucas: Not anymore. Peyton's moving in. We're getting married.
Skills: Well, well. You want another drink, or should I just wait 'til you propose to Brooke?
Peyton: Lucas, what is it?
Lucas: Quentin Fields was shot tonight. He's dead.
(At Carrie's house)
Carrie: Well done! What does it want to say?
(With some difficulty...)
Dan: Your plan sucks.
Haley: Where have you been the last few days? With Peyton maybe?
Lucas: Actually, we're engaged.
Haley: Dude, I just shaved your head from the last engagement gone wrong!
Haley: I'll tell you a secret though, that's what I love about you. I remember the first time I saw you play when I was tutoring you, you were like a rock star out there.
Nathan: You sat with Keith, wearing that goofy hat. I scored 35 points that night, and each basket was like my own personal version of a Haley James pick up line.
Haley: It worked.
Nathan: Played that game for you Haley, and you know what, I'd give it up for you to. Because as much as I love playing the game and the person that I am when I play it, I love being a husband and a father more.
Lucas: I thought you were going to come meet me.
Peyton: I chickened out… you're just going to have to join the mile high club on your own.
Lucas: I just kinda did.
Haley: Hey 23.. Call me.
Quentin: Damn, I gotta change my jersey number.
Quentin: So you leavin' just like that? What the hell you thinking about Nate?
Nathan: I'm thinking I got a really hot wife and an awesome son waiting for me at home.
Jamie: When you get married do I have to be the ring bearer again?
Lucas: Not if you don't want to.
Jamie: Good, because last time it didn't work out so well.
( Haley to Lucas about getting engaged )
Haley: The only people that tear happy people down are those that are unhappy. So go do your thing. I've got your back.
(About Peyton's engagement to Lucas)
Peyton: Thanks. It's kinda sudden, right?
Brooke: Are you kidding? The rest of the world has been waiting on you two idiots since high school.
Jamie: Do you love Uncle Skills?
Deb: What? Why?
Jamie: You were kissing him this morning in the kitchen.
Deb: No, honey, I had something in my eye and he was helping me get it out.
Jamie: With his mouth?
Lucas: When I was small I used to jump on the bed and imagine I could fly. I was happy. But my mom used to pass by the room and shout "Lucas Scott if you break that box spring you'll be sleeping on the floor for the rest of your life".
Peyton: Well here is the good news. If you have to sleep on the floor, I'll sleep there with you.
Lucas: For the rest of your life?
Jamie: (to Nathan) You didn't like Uncle Lucas?!
Nathan: That was a long time ago, big ears.
Jamie holds his fingers to his ears to measure how big they are.
Jamie: (after seeing Deb was kissing Skills) And they thought the last nanny was crazy.
International Air Dates:
Denmark: December 1, 2008 at 8:00pm on TV3+
Philippines: February 11, 2009 at 8:00pm on ETC
Norway: Saturday, July 18, 2009 on TVNorge
Turkey: October 9, 2009 on CNBC-e
Latin America: June 4, 2010 on Canal FOX
"Forevermore" by Katie Herzig
"Shameless" by The Fratellis
"How Do You Dream" by 9 Ball
"Changing" by Vince Vaccaro
"Left Alone" by Vince Vaccaro
"When You Are Near" by Carolina Liar
"Face Down in the Right Town" by Earlimart
On its premiere airing this episode scored 3.3 million viewers.
When Carrie was talking about Dan's beeper, she mentioned that he was a drug dealer on Miami Vice.
Miami Vice is a movie about two detectives who are asked to investigate the horrifying murder of two agents, and find themselves in a lethal world of drug traffickers. The remake of Miami Vice came out July 28, 2006, which starred Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell.
Lucas and Peyton's discussion about the "Mile High Club" is referring to engaging in sexual activity while on board an aircraft.
Haley wakes Deb up and because she has a night mask on she refers to her as the 'Masked Avenger'. The 'Masked Avenger' rights wrongs under the cover of his secret identity.
Haley refers to Jamie as a "Beastie Boy". That was an allusion to the famous punk-rap band The Beastie Boys.
Episode Title: One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning
This is a song by The Flaming Lips from the album, Oh My Gawd!!!.
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