Jamie: Momma, can I sleep over at Aunt Brooke's house tonight? Haley: Oh, sweetie, I don't know if Aunt Brooke... Brooke: I would love that. It would be nice to have a man in the house. Jamie: Awesome, thank you! (runs off) Haley: And speaking of, I thought Owen looked pretty hot last night. Didn't you think so Millie? Millicent: Totally. What did you think Brooke? Brooke: I think I don't like either of you!
Haley: I will take one unfinished wedding dress. That's all I want, and I'll pay top dollar for it. Brooke: Well, I'll pay top dollar for one song off of an unfinished album. Haley:I don't like this game anymore. Brooke: Mm, I feel you.
Haley: So, what's going on with baby Brooke? Millicent: Victoria's lawyers say she owns it. Brooke's lawyers say Victoria's lawyers can baby Brooke themselves.
Nathan: Well, she's had a tough run lately, but on the list of a hundred things you've screwed up in your life, I'd say losing Brooke Davis is one through to ninety-nine. Owen: What's the other one? Nathan: That hair cut... or the drug addiction. One of the two.
Jamie: Mama says I'm not allowed to date yet, but Daddy says it's fine.
Brooke: (Shouting at Owen) Hey 99, thought you were going to protect 23. And why don't you get over your whole fear of having children while you're at it.
Brooke:: (on who's going to play her in Lucas' movie) I'm thinking Natalie Portman should play me. I can call her if you want. Lucas: It's set in high school. Does anybody get that? I mean... Brooke: Great. So I suppose you'll be getting some snot from the CW? Lucas: Hmmm... Brooke: At least they're hot.
Nathan: What does Peyton think of the movie? Lucas: What do you mean? Nathan: Well, I mean, she's basically half the book. How does she feel about it? Lucas: Well, she says she's good with it either way. Nathan: What about Brooke? (Lucas looks up suddenly like he realized something.) Nathan: Dude, Brooke's the other half!
Sam: Hey, you're short. Jamie: I'm five. What's your excuse?
Although credited, Barbara Alyn Woods (Deb) does not appear in this episode.
Original International Air Dates: Denmark: Saturday, February 2, 2008 on TV3+ Philippines: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 on ETC Norway: Saturday, August 29, 2009 on TVNorge Australia: Saturday, November 28, 2009 on Channel Ten Latin America: Tuesday, June 22, 2010 on Canal Fox
Featured Music: "An Ordinary Life" by The Temporary Thing "Boys Will Be Out For A Fight" by Filthy Souls "Let's Dance To Joy Division" by The Wombats "My Only Offer" by Mates of State "Sheets" by Damien Jurado "Simple Life" by Carolina Liar "Stay Down" by The Smoking Popes "Stop!" by Against Me "Watch Out" by Chris Cornell "When the World Stops Turning" by Matt Pryor
Episode Title: Our Life is Not A Movie or Maybe This is a song by the band Okkervil River.
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