One Tree Hill Season 4 Episode 9

Haley: (role-playing) My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumbass who's failing calculus, and I really like to hit on married guys.
Rachel: See? Fun. Kind of like when I slept with Nathan. Damn, that was good.
Brooke: Okay. Peyton here. I like to steal boys, but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.
Peyton: Speaking of stealing... Hi, I'm Brooke, and I stole my friend Peyton's artwork so I could put it on my clothing line, and I never even said thank you.
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here again. Have I mentioned that if you love me, you're probably gonna die soon? See mother one and two.
Haley: Brooke!
Bevin: Hi, I'm Rachel and I have red hair.

(The girls break into the hospital corridor holding Haley)
Nurse: Excuse me! I'll call security!
Brooke: Yeah, call security! Why don't you call the police and tell them you're discriminating against cheerleaders?
Bevin:Nice one, Brooke.
Peyton: Can we get a doctor, please?
Nurse: Listen to me, I don't care how special you are in your little high school, you can't just barge in here.
Doctor: What's going on?
Peyton: What's going on is that our friend is pregnant and she's in a lot of pain, and this bitch is about to get her ass kicked!
Doctor: Ok, just calm down. I'll take a look at her. You can all wait in the lobby and... cheer for something.
Haley: Thanks, you guys.
Brooke: It's gonna be OK, Haley.

(Haley and the doctor enter a room and the girls walk away from the nurse. They all turn their backs at the same time)

Brooke: Whore!
Peyton: Slut!
Rachel: Bitch!
Bevin: Thank you.

Dan: (about Daunte) Nathan! He's dead. You killed him, son.

Radio Announcer: Time is running out, now. And I tell you, you've gotta feel for Nathan Scott. I mean, sure, he has made some mistakes, but you get the sense that if this is how it ends he's never going to forgive himself. And Lucas Scott is being swarmed! I wouldn't doubt it if they didn't carry the kid out of here tonight and never bring him back. I have never seen some of these kids so happy. And can you blame them? They've been waiting a long time for this moment. And there at the center of it all is Whitey Durham; standing alone, taking it all in. Ladies and gentlemen, the Tree Hill Ravens are champions at last, and there's not a dry eye in the house.

Whitey: You have made a hell of a comeback. You played as team. Even if we lose this thing, it's still a damn fine moral victory. Now, maybe that's okay with you. Maybe you want to look back and tell your grandkids about the state championship you almost won.
Nathan: No way. We're winning this game, right, Luke?
Lucas: You tell me.
Nathan: We're winning this game.

Nathan: Where's Haley at?
Lucas: She's probably putting money down on Pontiac.

Deb: I never congratulated you on your pregnancy. Although you have to admit it's pretty strange.
Karen: Strange? How?
Deb: How Keith was there for Dan's child and now Dan wants to be there for Keith's.

Lucas: (about Skills) So you gonna tell him he's not going to college or should I?
Nathan: It's one game. It's one high-school basketball game. You think it really matters if we don't win?
Lucas: I don't know. How about you ask them?

Karen: (to Deb) Take a shower, get dressed, and see if you can find what's left of your dignity. Nathan is playing his last high-school basketball game ever, and you're going to it whether you like it or not.

Rachel: I don't know about the balloon, but this blows. When am I gonna ever need to know this?
Haley: I don't know. Probably when you're failing calculus and want to graduate. Oh wait, that's right now!

Mouth: I've been waiting for this day my whole life.
Whitey: Me too, son. Me too.

Lucas: You know, the night before I joined the team, we battled each other on this court. I guess we'll be doing the same thing tomorrow.
Nathan: Lucas, you only play 15 minutes a game. You can't change this.
Lucas: I can try. And I hated you that night we played. I thought you changed, but... Guess I was wrong.

Skills: You said "Oh!"? Hold on. Peyton says "I'm in love with you" and you say "Oh"? Nice work player!
Lucas: She caught me by surprise, what was I supposed to say, huh?
Skills: Not "Oh". Ok, what else did you say?
Lucas: I mumbled something about us being friends and then I left.
Skills: You believe that? That you and P. Sawyer are just friends!?
Lucas: Look, you know what Skills? For a long time I thought that maybe we'd be something more. It just never seemed to work out, you know? So, at a certain point you just gotta face the fact that it's not meant to be.
Skills: Even if she wants more?
Lucas: She's just a little confused. She's had a hard year and I happened to be there and rescue her a few times.
Skills: So maybe you're the one who's confused! Cause you didn't just happen to rescue her a few times. You didn't just happen to run into the school that day or save her from psycho-Derek. Peyton happened to be there, but you chose to be there. So, maybe you gotta think about that.

Lucas: What do you think you're doing?
Nathan: Trying to win this game. You gonna help me?
Lucas: No. But you can help me.

Mouth: You know, say what you will about the ravages of sports in this corporate age where overpaid athletes expect prima donna treatment, but there's still something so unifying about sporting in its purest form -- when athletes rise above themselves and touch greatness, and in doing so remind us all that we all have greatness inside of us.

Brooke: So what exactly did he say to you? Lucas, when you told him?
Peyton: Oh!
Brooke: What?
Peyton: He said "Oh!".
(they both smile)
Brooke: Boys can be so dumb.
Peyton: Yeah, well I probably shoudn't have been surprised. I asked him once who he wanted next to him when his dreams came true. He said you.
Brooke: Why would you tell me that?
Peyton: I would have given anything to hear him say me.

(Lucas and Haley on the counter talking, Peyton approaches them)
Peyton: How are you feeling Haley?
Lucas: Hales, you know my girlfriend Peyton, right?
Peyton: Oh God. (Peyton leaves embarrassed)
Haley: What? Since when?
Lucas: Since now, I hope!

Nathan: You and Peyton together now? I saw the kiss.
Lucas: Maybe. (smiling happily)
Nathan: It's about time man!

(The beginning of the episode)
Announcer: And there is no joy in Tree Hill tonight because the Ravens have lost the state championship. Whitey Durham is the picture of a broken man, and you have to wonder if this opportunity will ever come again for the Tree Hill Ravens. There are tears and there are questions, starting with 'What got into Scott?' I mean, he's got a lot of explaining to do. No doubt about it hearts are breaking in Tree Hill tonight.

Nathan: Listen, there's a reason I played so bad tonight at first.
Haley: What do you mean? (Daunte drives right towards them)
Haley: (pushing Nathan out of the way) Nathan look out!
(the car hits Haley)

Lucas: Hey, doesn't mean anything if you can't hit the shot.
Nathan: Sounds familiar.
Lucas: Let's do this little brother.

Lucas: This is good, isn't it? Us?
Peyton: It's perfect!

Brooke: (speaking to haley on the sidelines) It's ok preggers, just breathe. Can't have you popping out another cheerleader.
Haley: It's a boy.
Brooke: What?
Haley: I'm having a boy!

Mouth: And the Ravens are heating up! 
Gigi: Oh, they're already hot, Mouth.

Mouth: The North Carolina State Championship game, brought to you by Chili's.
Gigi: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back... (awkward pause, as Mouth looks at her) Barbeque sauce.

Haley: (to Rachel) Do you know the meaning of the word, Honor? Of course not- it's you.

Nathan: I need to ask you a question. If I don't go to Duke, if I don't play college basketball- I mean if today is the best it ever gets for me, will that be enough?
Haley: Of course! Nathan, as long as you are a good husband and a good father to your son.
Nathan: What?
Haley: It's a boy Nathan. You're gonna have a son! Although I have to tell you, someday he's gonna tease his father for playing like crap at the state championship. You might wanna change that.

Peyton: You were wrong. You said in the car that I was afraid to tell Lucas I loved him but I did. I told him last night. He doesn't wanna be with me. You can smile now.

Peyton: I'll be seeing you.
(walks away)
Lucas: Peyton! It's you.
Peyton: What?!
Lucas: When all my dreams come true, the one I want next to me. It's you. It's you Peyton.
(kisses Peyton)