One Tree Hill

Nicki: (to Lucas) You know what the Easter bunny and true love have in common? Doesn't matter. Cause they don't exist.

Nicki: Nice eye contact. You got a name? Lucas: I'm Lucas. Nicki: You mean your name is Lucas. Lucas: Yeah, that's what I said. Nicki: No, you said you are Lucas, like you're the only one out there. I've got news for you. It ain't about you and it ain't about me.

Peyton: You look like hell. Jake: Thanks. Only have been working on about two hours of sleep. I don't know what it was, but Jenny just would not stop crying last night. Peyton: You try the key thing? Jake: Yeah, yeah I tried that, but as soon as I'd stop she'd start up again. Peyton: Try a shot of whiskey? Always works for me.

Haley: Hey! Lucas told me about Brooke. I was afraid something like this might happen. Peyton: Ten points for Haley.

Nicki: Give me something that's bad and I'll tell you how it might be good. Lucas: Okay. A busload of kids crashes. Nicki: The kids go to heaven.There's less pollution from the bus.

Peyton: Actually we're trying to track somebody down. He's tall, blondish, kind of a loner... Brooke: ...cheats on his girlfriend with skinny blonde bitches.

Karen: (at dinner) I can't remember the last time the three of us did this. Haley: Yes, it's just like old times. Minus one spleen. (Lucas gives her a look) Oh come on! It's a joke. Tragedy plus time. Ha ha. Alright, too soon.

Lucas: If you think I owe you a thank you, you gotta be kidding me. Dan: Oh, what'd I do now? Save your life wrong? Lucas: What you did doesn't change who you are. Doesn't make you a good guy. Dan: You're right. I pulled you out of that car so I can make your life a living hell.

Lucas: Brooke I'm sorry. Brooke: Yea, sorry that you got caught.

Tim: Hey gimp. Coach wants to see you at practice, pronto. Lucas: Why? Tim: What am I, a psychic?

Dan: So what's your mother got planned for you two this weekend? Nathan: As little as possible I hope.

Karen: Alright, let's try something else. How was school? Lucas: Well, let's see. Brooke hates me and Peyton won't talk to me. Haley: See, it's like old times.

Haley: Sorry we're... (turns to see Sheryl Crow) Sheryl: I was hoping to get a cup of coffee. Haley: Open! We are so open. Cup of, cup, uh, cu-cup of coffee, yeah. We can, uh, we can do that for you. Sheryl Crow. Wow, I'm a huge fan. You have no idea how much it killed me to miss your concert tonight. We, we waited online and everything and then the stupid ebay snipers just... Nathan: Haley. Let it go. Haley: Right.