One Tree Hill

(Brooke and Peyton walking at the mall, while pushing Jenny's stroller) Peyton: So I hope you don't mind that I bring Jenny along, Jake kind of asked like last minute. Brooke: Well, it's never too early to learn how to accessorize... right?

Lucas: Do you need anything, Coach? Whitey: Yeah, my youth back.

Haley: I was over at Nathan's and I was on his computer, and I came across all this creepy porn. Peyton: How creepy? Like she-male midgets?

Lucas: Look, I know you did your best, Mom. If you hadn't kept Dan away, Keith and I probably wouldn't have been so close. And I would have hated to miss that. So I understand now why you had to keep that secret to yourself. You just needed to find yourself on your own, right? Karen: Yes. Lucas: Well, that's what I want, too. To start over. I mean, that's what you did when you shut Dan out. (to Keith) That's what you're doing by leaving town. Keith: What do you mean, "start over?" Lucas: I mean get away. Away from Dan. Away from this place. And away from all the mistakes I've been making. I want to go with Keith, Mom. I want to leave Tree Hill.

Peyton: Hey. I was kind of hoping you wouldn't show. Jenny, you be good, okay? Take care of your dad. Jake: Peyton. Peyton: Look, don't say anything. You guys just be safe. (She kisses him and he hugs her)

Mailman: Package for Deborah Scott? Deb: I'm Deb. Thanks. Karen: Is it bad news? Deb: Our divorce papers. Once they're signed and filed it will all be over. Karen: That's what you wanted, isn't it? Deb: Yeah, I'm just surprised. I never expected to feel sad.

Peyton: So can I ask you a question? Were you serious about getting out? Jake: Yeah. Peyton: (to Jenny) I'm sure going to miss you. (to Jake) I've got a way for you to leave but you've got to go in the morning. Jake: Whoa, whoa, slow down. What are you talking about? Peyton: My dad's transport is leaving for the keys. Did you ask your cousin about staying with him? Jake: Yeah, but he's in Savannah. Peyton: Well, my dad docks near there and a couple of other places on the way. Look, if you take your car, Nikki can follow you, but this way... I don't want you to go, Jake. But if you think it's the best thing for Jenny... Jake: I was thinking about how crushed my parents would be if I left. But Nikki... I mean she's been so bad to my world, already. And not just to me but to you and to Lucas and Brooke. If I stay, she'll win custody, Peyton. I can't have that. Peyton: The boat leaves in the morning.

Haley: (to Nathan after seeing pictures of Peyton on his laptop) I can't be Peyton for you. I can't be those girls. I just, I won't.

Peyton: Jake, I feel so horrible, you have every right to be mad at me. Jake: I'm mad at Nikki, okay? You I'm just, I'm just disappointed in. Peyton: It was two seconds. Jake: A lot happened in those two seconds.

Dan: Sprints, not runs! (Lucas is trailing behind) Lucas, keep moving! Let's go, let's go. (Lucas bends over) Lucas: I'm still a little weak from the accident. Dan: You're a little weak all right. (Lucas throws up) Nathan: Oh, dad! Dan: Coach. Now get a mop, clean that up. Let's go, quit slacking, let's go.

Dan: Where's Jagielski? Tim: Sometimes coach lets him miss practice because of his baby. Dan: Sounds like Whitey. There'll be no more special treatment for anyone, understood? Now this ball control offense Whitey's running is out. From now on it's run and gun. Players make plays.

Lucas: So, you going to tell me what happened with Haley? I called her last night and she wouldn't pick up. Nathan: Let's just say she found out I was looking at some websites that don't exactly make me boyfriend of the year. Alright, not that it's any of your business, but um, Haley and I, we're not, I mean she's not, you know, so, I'm just trying not to pressure her that's all. (Nathan starts to bench) Lucas: Yeah, sure. Porn freak. (Nathan laughs) Nathan: What? Shut up, dude. Lucas: Hey, just stay from the sites with farm animals, alright? (Nathan laughs)

Haley: You know, he says he's totally cool with waiting until I'm ready, but if he's filling up with cyber-sex in the mean time, I'm not going to measure up to that. Peyton: Haley. But you don't have to compete with anything. You've got something they don't. You've got his heart, too.

Karen: Excuse me, Deb. Dan, may I have a word with you? Is it just sport? This need to agitate Lucas any chance you get. Why on earth would you tell him that you wanted custody? Dan: I'm not the devil, Karen. I'm tired of being blamed for everything. Karen: Not everything. Just your due. You suggest to me that I abort my child and then one day you grow this tiny sliver of conscience that has long since disappeared and you expect a metal for that? Dan: No I expect you to be held as accountable as I have to be. You're the one who kept the truth from him. Karen: This is not about accountability. You don't regret missing out on Lucas' life, you hate the fact that I beat you. And you're punishing him because some lawyer told you years ago that you could never win this one and that is pathetic, Dan! So do me a favor, just stay away from him.

Nikki: You think I'm such a bad mother? You've made some pretty bad decisions when it concerns Jenny. I'm not sure I can trust you with her. Jake: Nikki. Nikki: I'm going to get custody, Jake. She's better off with me. I'll see you soon, bunny! Yes!

Nathan: So that's what this is? You're worried I'm going to compare you to them when we- Haley: Yes! I'm afraid that's part of it. Nathan it's hard enough for me to even think about being naked in front of you. And the thought that this is the standard I'm going to be held to? Forget it.

Nikki: Well, well, well. As a babysitter, apparently you suck. Peyton: Nikki, what are you doing? Nikki: Protecting my baby. While you two barbies were getting ready to make out, anybody could have taken her. Peyton: Put her down. Nikki: Right, I take orders from you. Peyton: Where are you going?! Nikki: Shopping with my daughter. Brooke: I don't think so. Nikki: Yeah, I see you stopping me.

Keith: Lucas came to see me last night. He had a lot of questions about what you told him. About Dan. And he wasn't the only one. Karen: You have a right to be upset. Keith: You're damn straight I have a right to be upset! You want to explain to me how you could keep that from me all these years? I had a right to know Dan wanted custody.

Lucas: So did Dan talk about me when you were little? Nathan: Well, when I was younger I used to hear my parents argue about you. I knew you were out there. And I hated the fact so I hated you. I just thought what my dad wanted me to think. It sounds stupid but it made sense at the time. Lucas: You know he wanted joint custody of me. That's what he was talking about at the jail. Nathan: Wow. I didn't see that coming. The one decent thing the guy does and he buries it, huh? Lucas: So you think if Dan would have gotten his way, you and I might have grown up together? Nathan: What would that have gotten us? Lucas: Well we could have teamed up against him. Nathan: Or we could have killed each other. Trust me, man, you didn't miss out on anything.

Lucas: You told me he never showed up. That he didn't want anything to do with us. Karen: He didn't show up at first. But when he moved back to town with Deb he told me that he'd like to help raise you. And he asked for joint custody. I said no. Lucas: Why? Karen: I didn't trust him. And Dan was ready to sue until his lawyer told him since he had left me and gotten another girl pregnant his chances weren't good. You know what Dan is like. I had to make a decision. I had to do what was best for you. And I knew that someday we'd be having this conversation but that was a risk I had to take.

Dan: Come on, Whitey, you know I know this team as well as you do. Every game, every player. Whitey: You ought to. You daddied half of them.

Lucas: Come on, can I talk to you? Peyton: That depends. Are you telling lies or things that aren't true?

Brooke: (to Peyton) So, now that Lucas has out-slutted the both of us, are we back to hoes over bros?

Larry: Hey, you're back online. Peyton: Oh, damn, I got dressed in front of that web cam. Larry: Don't tell me that. (Peyton laughs)

Nathan: Haley, I'm a guy, and this is just something guys do. Haley: Well then don't be a guy, Nathan, be a man.

(Dan sees Nathan and Lucas talking in the weight room) Whitey: (to Dan) Most fathers would be touched by that scene, but I'm guessing it's your worst nightmare... coach.