One Tree Hill Season 3 Episode 8

Haley: He didn't sing to you, did he?
Brooke: Oh my god you guys. I'm a groupie!

Chris: How do you think I feel? I broke my cardinal rule about sleeping with cheerleaders: I don't! Not unless there's at least three of them.

Nathan: You slept with Brooke?
Chris: I like to think of it as sleeping, without the sleep!

Karen: Well there are plenty of girls out there who would be lucky to have you!
Lucas: Well thanks. I'll tell those girls my mom said that.

Dan: (to Chris) You remind me a lot of myself. Maybe I know your mother?

Brooke: And he said my clothes were inspired.
Haley: Chris Keller said that?
Brooke: Actually, I think he may have said my shirts made his pants feel tight.

Deb: (To Dan, about calling the radio station pretending to be Keith). What are you, eight years old?
Dan: Oh right, this coming from the women who cut the a** out of all my pants.
Deb: Too bad the one in my life won't go away.

Peyton: Brooke, it's done, OK? You can't change it but you can fix it. So just go and talk to him. He might be more understanding than you think. You know, he's not exactly a stranger to mistakes.
Brooke: I can't talk to him, Peyton. But maybe you would.
Peyton: Me?
Brooke: You're good with words… and pain and Lucas.

(after the Ravens lose their first game of the season)
Whitey: Practice 5 a.m. sharp. Now hit the showers, you guys stink.

Dan: 16 points, Nathan. Impressive. The scouts are thrilled, especially the deaf and blind ones. What a joke. You're all a joke and it seems my mistake is the punch line.
Nathan: You're the punchline, Dad.

Lucas: Hey, I thought about it, you're right, I'm gonna talk to Brooke. (Turns to empty chair) Hey, Brooke.
Peyton: You know what she has never missed a game day so she must be in pretty bad shape. Now, she won't be allowed to cheer in the game tonight!!
Lucas: Nothing really to cheer about anyway.

Nathan: This doesn't feel like we're getting out Mom, feels more like we're staying.

(Makes Chris fall down)
Nathan: Just think of it as hitting you without the hitting.

Nathan: Your game sucks. Fix it. (to Lucas)
Lucas: Your marriage sucks. Fix it. (to Nathan)

(Brooke races to the door because she thinks it's Lucas and she opens the door and sees that it's Chris)
Chris: Chris Keller always springs for breakfast.

Brooke: Haley, don't look at me like that. You know how charming he (Chris) can be.

Lucas: (voiceover) Robert Lewis Stevenson wrote: You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?

Mouth: Hi, Mayor Roe.
Karen: (laughs) You might be the only person who will ever call me that.
Mouth: I wouldn't be too sure. (shows her the video on his cell phone of Dan attacking Nathan) Not very mayoral, is it?

Nathan: (to Lucas) Now, if you screw us, you screw Whitey too.

Chris: Don't even worry about Brooke. She's not even my type. I like singers.

Chris: What you're here to kick my ass 'cause I slept with Brooke?
Nathan: You slept with Brooke?
Chris: Why else would you be here?
Nathan: I came here to pay for Haley's studio time. You slept with Brooke?

Karen: (to Lucas) You know, a customer once told me that the best way to get over someone was to get under someone else. Oh my God. I just realized what that meant. (gasps) Oh, my God. I thought it was more philosophical...

Nathan: (after passing the ball to Lucas, who ducks, and the ball nails Chris): Best play you've made all night.

Dan:(pretending to Keith on a radio show) Speaking about relationships, didn't you have a child out of wedlock?
Karen: Right. Well, I like to think of it as a single parent teaching her son to be a responsible man unlike the boy who fathered him.

Nathan: (talking to Lucas) Quit looking at Keller. We already know he can score.