One Tree Hill Season 6 Episode 1

Haley: Hey, listen, I was talking to Chester, and apparently he hasn't been fed this morning.
Jamie: He always tells on me.
Haley: You better get our of here, you wascally rabbit feeder.

Brooke: I have to be honest with you. I really don't think that's your best color.
Girl: What?
Brooke: The top you just stole from me.

Carrie: (to Dan) Did you think it was a nightmare? Because it is for you. You know, when I think how Jamie and I would be together right now if it wasn't for you... Well, it wasn't very nice what you said to me in that hotel room. You said if I ever came near Jamie, you'd kill me, didn't you? You strangled me, and you took Jamie. And I suppose you thought that was the last of me. But it wasn't. I've been watching you with Jamie. I've been biding my time. And now, well... here we are.

Nathan: I want to know who he is, Mom... Mr. Porno. Give me a name.
Deb: No. Why?
Nathan: Because I want to know who's responsible for you losing your mind like this. I'm gonna find out. And put some clothes on. Jamie's home. If he sees you topless, he's gonna be scarred for life. I know I am.

Brooke: The Boy-Toy auction. Beginning of a beautiful friendship right here.
Mouth: For most of my life, that was the greatest night of my life.
Brooke: Most of your life? Who topped me?
Mouth: Millicent... the night she said she loved me.

Brooke: Okay, hug me before I cry. Goodbye, scarecrow. I'm gonna miss you most of all.
Mouth: You, too, Brooke Davis.

Lucas: I love that laugh. I missed it.
Peyton: Yeah? Me, too. (whispering) Peyton Sawyer will be Peyton Scott.
Lucas: What are you whispering about, wily?
Peyton: Nothing. Everything. More than everything.

Brooke: Let me tell you something about love, Millicent Huxtable. It does not knock often. And when it does, you have to let it in. You are a wonderful friend. And you're smart, and you're beautiful, and it is gonna suck to lose you, but there is a boy out there who loves you. And I know that you love him back. So, now you have to get your wacky ass out of my store.

Mouth: I was hoping Luke might be here. I tried calling him to say goodbye, but... I got to go.
Skills: Yeah, and from the looks of things, he has some stuff to figure out, too. I'll tell him you said goodbye, though. You know he's proud of you, right? We all are.
Mouth: Thanks, Skills. Well, I guess I should finish packing and get out of here.
Skills: You go do your thing... Marvin McFadden, my brother.
Mouth: Hey, Skills. We grew up here, didn't we? I'm gonna miss this place.

Brooke: (to Victoria on the phone) It's me. I've been thinking about our little partnership, and I've come to a decision. I am this company. I am the reason it is successful. Do you understand me? So if you want a fight, you got it.

Lucas: Peyton Sawyer... I love you.
Peyton: Yes!
Lucas: You didn't let me ask you!
Peyton: Yes, baby, yes! God, I love you.

Lucas: I know it's selfish... you know, getting married like this. No friends, no family, no ring...
Peyton: It's okay.
Lucas: But I wanna be selfish with you. It has been way too long, and life just always seems to... get in the way with us. And I know this is Las Vegas and it's not exactly how you imagined it, but it's gonna be romantic. I promise.

Peyton:(wearing a white dress) White trash Vegas wedding material?
Lucas: Wow... Heart-skips-a-beat, breathtaking material.

Lucas: Look at you.
Peyton: What?
Lucas: You fly all night and you still look amazing.
Peyton: Oh God, no I don't.
Lucas: Yeah... You do... You're tired?
Peyton: No, I've never felt more awake.
Lucas: Good, me neither. (starts to pull away)
Peyton: Hey, come here... (pulls him back to her and kisses him) I could live off of that. I missed that.

(Lucas carries Peyton inside their Vegas hotel room)
Peyton:(laughing) Oh, Luke. You're such a dork. We're not even married yet.
Lucas: I know, but I wanted to practice so that when we are, I don't look like a dork.
Peyton: Well, good luck with that.
(Lucas puts her on the bed)
Peyton: Oh no... There's a mirror on the ceiling! It's so romantic!
Lucas: I told them something nice, not something... well, sketchy.
Peyton: It's Vegas, Luke.

Lucas: You know, I can't believe it's been a year.
Peyton: Time flies when you get what you wish for.
Lucas: Is it? Is it what you wished for, Peyton?
Peyton: If I say it's more than that are you gonna tease me for being a dork?
Lucas: hmm.
Peyton: 'Cause it is.

Mystery Man: Well well, looks like you found your queen, not many do... How'd you know which one to pick?
Lucas: Guess I always knew.

Mystery Man: Three simple cards, three beautiful ladies. It's real simple son, all you have to do is pick one.
Lucas: Alright.
Mystery Man: Just follow the heart.

Peyton: Okay. Open your eyes.
Lucas: This is the room where...
Peyton: You proposed to me. Four years ago.
Lucas:Yeah.
Peyton: You said it should be like a dream. So. I have this dream. Where we're back in this hotel room. And you propose to me. And every single time I say yes.
Lucas: It's just a dream, right?
Peyton: It's my dream.

Brooke: Oh, my god! I am so pissed off right now!
Millicent: Why, what's wrong?
Brooke: Oh, Victoria's DNA, apparently. She is like a science experiment gone wrong. Frankenmom she shows up at my house last night.

Deb: This is ridiculous, the way we have to sneak around. We're making out in a car like high-school kids.
Skills: Yeah, but personally, you did rock that cheerleading outfit.
Deb: Not the point, but thank you.
Skills: Ok. You right. We just gonna have to go public.
Deb: Yeah.
Skills: I'm gonna say, "Nate, look, I'm dating your mom, sleeping with her, doing all kind of freaky stuff to her." So, you want to tell him, or should I?
Deb: Sneaking around is kind of hot.
Skills: Yeah.
Deb: Yeah.

Brooke: I'm sorry, I believe it's my company, because you were fired and I do not recall inviting you in, you botoxed vampiress.
Victoria: You see? This is what I'm talking about. You're such a child and a fairly stupid one at that. It doesn't matter that you fired me. I'm your legal partner, missy.
Brooke: It's my company. I'm the designer.
Victoria: No, it's our company. 50/50. At least it is for now.
Brooke: And what is that supposed to mean?
Victoria: Designers come and go. It's the brand that matters, and I grow the brand. And the board knows that and they can fire you.
Brooke: So, what? You're gonna have a magazine called "B. Davis" without B. Davis?
Victoria: Paul Frank doesn't work for Paul Frank. Happens all the time.
Brooke: Really? And what are you gonna sell, mother? Magic beans? Without my designs you have nothing. I know it. You know it. And as soon as the board sees my unbelievable new line, they'll know it. And you'll be the one who's out on her nip and tucked ass.

Lucas: Well,I made dinner reservations for tonight if you want.
Peyton: Actually, I was thinking maybe we could just stay in and have a quiet dinner, kiss awhile. And there is a chance I could be rocking some slightly dirty girl lingerie underneath these jeans.
Lucas: (looking at jeans) I think, I need to sit down.

Brooke: This is my store. This is my life. It's what I wished for.

Skills: Yeah, but she seem happy though, right? You know... satisfied?
Nathan: Dude, did you just ask me if my mom was satisfied?
Skills: Nah, you know, I meant, like, happy, like she's into the dude.
Nathan: It doesn't matter. It's embarrassing. I'll tell you one thing... I'm gonna find out who this jerk is. And when I do, it's gonna get ugly.

(Peyton and Lucas entering their Las Vegas hotel room, Noticing a mirror on the ceiling)
Peyton: I think your ass is going to look great in that mirror. Let's find out. (they start making out)

Peyton: You are such a mess, You can't just call a girl from the airport.
Lucas: I know this sounds crazy, but...
Peyton: You're a mess, Lucas Scott, but you're my mess and I love you.
(They kiss)

Gus: It's the most important thing there is. Love. Finding the right person to spend your life with.
Lucas: I know I made the right choice.
Gus: That's where it gets you. Thinking you had a choice. Love finds you, Son, you don't find love. It's got a little bit to do with destiny, fate, what's written in the stars. A lot to do with the simple fact most women are smarter than we are. Your sorry butt never had a chance. But if you want to believe you had a choice in the matter, I'd say you made a good one.
Lucas: Why is that?
Gus: Because she showed up and she sure is pretty.

Haley: (to Nathan, After he tells her he saw Deb swimming topless) What is with you and naked nannies in the pool?

Peyton: This is real, isn't it?
Lucas: Yeah.
Peyton: Tell me again.
Lucas: Yes, it's real.
Peyton: Good. I'm glad. And if it's not, I don't know if I ever want to wake up from this.

Peyton: (reading a text message) "Peyton, I love you. Let's go get married. Lucas." Can a text message change your life?
Lucas: God, I hope so.