One Tree Hill

Peyton: So, find anything good in the lost and found? Anna: Not really! Peyton: Okay. How wasted does one have to be to go home with one shoe? It's like, at what point do you look down at your foot and say hmmm... ? Anna: I was thinking the same thing about the two thongs in here. Peyton: Eww, two thongs?! Now that is what I call a successful club opening.

Haley: All right! Well go, whoever they are! Nathan: Bobcats, Haley. Haley: All right, well, I love bobcats. They're so cute. Nathan: You're such a girl. Haley: I know.

Jules: Hey! You're awake. Keith: I uh, saw you were gone. I thought, maybe, maybe it was a one night stand. But it felt good. You can one night stand me anytime. Where'd you go? Jules: Breakfast. Keith: Oh. Well, how'd you get back in? The door locks. Jules: I jimmied it with a credit card. Keith: I should be afraid, right? Ahh, chocolate croissants. Jules: Those are actually for me. Keith: Uh, there are two. Jules: I know. Energy bar's for you. Trust me. You're gonna need it.

Brooke: Do you know what we should do? We should have a slumber party. Haley: Oh. Brooke: Seriously, we haven't done that since like, junior high. Haley: I don't know. I haven't done that since, ever. Brooke: Haley! Haley: I wasn't popular in junior high. Brooke: No! Then we have to. This is like a rite of passage. I mean, when did you learn to put on eye shadow and stuff your bra and make out? Haley: I don't know. Brooke: Okay, I'm calling Peyton. This is going to be great. Haley: Well, look I was kinda looking forward to having a night alone in the apartment. Brooke: And I was kinda looking forward to being rich but we all adjust don't we?

Lucas: Yeah, just thinking about my life. Basketball's such a big part of it. I don't wanna give it up. Nathan: I felt the same way before I got married. Basketball was the most important thing to me, it was the only thing, but now Haley is. And I owe it to her to find out.

Brooke: Look, tutor-wife, I love you, but if it was up to you, we'd all be getting marriage licenses with our drivers license. Haley: I'm not talking about marriage. I'm just talking about falling in love. Brooke: And I'm tired of feeling bad. Ok? I'd rather feel nothing, it's better.. it's easier. Peyton: No, it's not better Brooke. Look, it's not you, okay. I admire you so much for the chances you take, but this just doesn't seem like you. It's less than you. Brooke: It's just about sex, Peyton. Peyton: We both know, sex is never just sex. Anna: I love my brother, but there is a double standard for girls and there always will be. Brooke: Yeah, and I'm saying screw the double standard. Anna: And that's good Brooke, you should say it. And so should I, and every other girl who is tired of playing their game, by their rules. Don't be too fat, or too thin, or too dark, or too light. Don't be too sexual, or too chaste, or too smart, or too dumb. Be yourself. But make sure you fit in.

Felix: (singing in the shower) Oooh the water is hot! And so is Feeelix!

Lucas: And what about the risk of never feeling alive again? Nathan: As opposed to never being alive again?

Lucas: So, how does it feel to be out there, you know, finally making it to the league? Emeka Okafor: It was dream come true. It's what I was born to do. You guys play? Lucas and Nathan: Yeah. Lucas: We love it. Emeka Okafor: You gotta bulk up a bit if you wanna play in the league. Nathan: Yeah, he's skinny. Emeka Okafor: (to Nathan) You too. Nathan: Yeah, well he's got no left. Lucas: You got no range. Emeka Okafor: Please tell me you guys aren't teammates. Lucas: Naw, it's worse. We're brothers.

Brooke: Hi, I'm Brooke. We haven't officially been introduced, but you're dating my ex-boyfriend and I'm sleeping with your brother so it looks like we have a lot in common. Anna: Yeah... Peyton: Brooke. Brooke: Oh, and you're Peyton's new best friend. Sorry, I forgot that part.