One Tree Hill Season 5 Episode 18

Lucas: All right we're sitting at a green light... now what?
Haley: Just wait for it...
Lucas: Haley, the light is green... wait for what?
(Peyton throws a water balloon at Lucas' car and it explodes)
Haley: Kinda like Peyton's heart don't ya think?

Lindsey: Hi, Luke. Just got your dedication, and I guess I'm one of those lost souls because I lied to you. I said I was seeing someone and I wasn't. The truth is, I was afraid of the immensity of your love and I thought... I just wanted you to know... You asked me if I miss you. Of course I miss you. It's all I do.

Lucas: You look good.
Lindsey: You look hungover.
Lucas: Yeah, well there's a girl I almost married, started dating again, and after that things just kind of went dark.

Haley: You know that romantic notion that all the garbage and the pain is actually really healing and beautiful... sort of poetic? It's not. It's just garbage and it's pain. You know what's better? Love. The day you start thinking love is overrated is the day that you're wrong. The only think wrong with love, and faith, and belief is not having it.

Nathan: The darkness doesn't have any answers, Luke.

Nathan: Holy crap.
Lucas: What?
Nathan: Have you seen your head?
Lucas: Not lately.
Nathan: You have a mohawk.
Lucas: I do?

Jamie: I think you drank too much.
Lucas: I think you're right.
Nathan: Damn. You'd think somebody got thrown through a plate-glassed window.

Brooke: Hey, Luke. We've been through a lot, me and you. But I wouldn't have made it through today or a couple of other days without you. So thanks.
Lucas: You're welcome.
(Brooke hands Lucas a purple Monkey similar to the one she had for Angie)
Brooke: This is for you.
Brooke: I love you, Lucas Scott... you know that?
Lucas: I love you too, Brooke Davis.

Lucas: You save people Brooke Davis. It's what you do.

Lucas: You told me not to come to the airport. Why?
Brooke: I don't like you to see me like this... vulnerable...
Lucas: That's how I always see you Brooke. I think it's kind of beautiful...

Brooke: Hello?
Peyton: Hello?
Lindsey: Hello?
Lucas: Hey it's me. Look I'm at the airport and I've got two tickets to Las Vegas. Do you wanna get married tonight?

Lucas: I don't hate you. I remember the first time I ever saw you; all skinny arms and tangled messy hair. It was hard letting you go, Peyton. It was hard losing you, and it was hard seeing you again. It's still really hard.
Peyton: I know. While I'm asleep I have this dream where we're back in that hotel room in L.A. and you propose to me. And every single time I say yes.
Lucas: It's just a dream, right?
Peyton: It's my dream.

Steve: Hi, I'm Steve the new sports guy.
Millicent: Hi Steve! (points at Mouth) That's the better sports guy.

Haley: Sometimes people write the things that they can't say.

Haley: I'm gonna violate my friendship rule here because you're at like code red. 'Peyton Sawyer will become Peyton Scott' that was like eighth grade. He got a little cocky sophomore year, 'Make out with Peyton Sawyer, or more.' 'This year I'll talk to Peyton Sawyer.' 'Try again with Broo- Brooke Davis' well that... but you know this is how much he doesn't hate you. It's a whole lifetime's worth.

Haley: Lucas and I, we used to write our predictions every year before the school year started, sort of what we hoped would happen.
Peyton: Lame.
Haley: You know you're jealous.
Peyton: Kinda.

Peyton: How come you're dying?
Haley: Er, because I'm having trouble writing lyrics for this melody that you like.
Peyton: Okay, what do you got so far?
Haley: So far I've got nothing.
Peyton: All right. How about, "I hate you bitch. You ruined my life." Does that do anything for you?

Nathan: Hey, look, it's my mom doing the walk of shame. Maybe we should hire a nanny for you. Out with the guy you met on a porn site?
Deb: Not porn. Erotica.

Haley: Now that you mention it. It was junior year, the boy toy auction, we had that water balloon fight up here and you saw my tattoo of Nathan's jersey number for the first time.
Lucas: You mean your slutty little tramp stamp?
Haley: I am so barely your friend right now.

Nathan: By the way, nobody's sporting the faux hawk anymore dude.
Jamie: I'm bringing it back!

Haley: You and I are going for a drive, but first we're gonna fix the ferret above your face.
Lucas: Why?!
Haley: We're taking a drive because you're my best friend and you need me and we're fixing your very punk rock haircut because I have a five year old son who unfortunately wants to look just like his Uncle Lucas.

Nathan: Dude, it seriously smells like ass in here.
Jamie: And rotten cheese.
Lucas: Go away!
Jamie: Ugh... and bad breath.

Brooke: You got my message? I told you not to come.
Lucas: I know.
Brooke: She's gone, Luke.
Lucas: I know.