One Tree Hill

Chase: (about the purple monkey) That kid's a lot hairier than I thought he'd be.

Lucas: Hey, Brooke. You okay? Brooke: I think I made a big mistake. Lucas: I think it's a little late for that, isn't it? Brooke: If I wanted a "little late for that", I would have called Peyton. You are supposed to say: "No, you didn't. You're gonna be fine". Lucas: No, you didn't. You're gonna be fine. Brooke: It doesn't count now. Lucas: So, you got a purple monkey, huh? Just like you had. Brooke: You remember that? Lucas: Of course. I do know some things about you, Brooke Davis. You're gonna be a great mom. Brooke: I'm not even gonna be a mom. I just fix her up and then I have to send her back. Lucas: Well, if you didn't do it, who would? Brooke: Owen thinks I'm being selfish. He thinks I just want what I want. Lucas: Well, I'd say it's the opposite. Brooke: Right? Lucas: I think it's great that you're willing to help little girl get the care that she needs and get to the rest of her life. Brooke: So do I. But what if I do something wrong, Luke? What if I hurt her? What if I break her? I mean, I rushed into this and I'm scared. Lucas: You know what? When it comes to single moms, I had a pretty special one. And it's good that you're a little scared. But you're gonna do great. Brooke: Thanks. Thanks for coming over. You think she'll like the purple money? Lucas: I think that she's gonna love the girl who gives it to her.

Lucas: I don't blame you, Peyton. Peyton: Luke... Lucas: ...at all for any of it. Peyton: I feel bad for you, I feel bad for Lindsey, and I feel responsible somehow. And I really hope that doesn't come off as arrogant, okay? But I know this hurt you. Lucas: She's coming back, Peyton. She loves me. And I love her. It's gonna be okay. Peyton: I hope so.

Haley: So, I see you know CPR and you're also a lifeguard. Nanny: Yes. Haley: Have you ever kissed any of the husbands you worked for?

Jamie: I guess I just don't understand. Grandpa Dan seems nice. How come everyone's always mad at him? Lucas: You love Chester, don't you? (Jamie's nodding) Well, what if grandpa Dan hurt Chester and took him away so you could never see him again? Jamie: I guess I would be really mad at him...and sad, too. Lucas: Yeah. Well, that's how we feel.

Dan: I was in prison for a long time, okay? I was just getting a checkup. But the truth is I was hoping… Nathan: No, don't. Dan, don't hope. You hear me? There's no hope for you.

Peyton: God, Haley and I thought we had big news. Brooke (on the phone): Why? What's your news? Haley: We're gonna make an album together. Brooke (on the phone): Oh, whatever. I'm getting a baby. I have to go. I'll call you later.

Peyton: Mia's album is killing it. And are you ready for this? She has sold...40,000 copies! Haley: Wow! That's great! That's really great! She… She's really the kind of girl that deserves it, you know? Peyton: I know. Now I just need to find another one. Haley: Well, I already did… You. You deserve all the success you're getting and more. And I'm really proud of you. Peyton: Thanks, Haley. That really… That means a lot to me coming from you. Haley: Actually, that was just to butter you up 'cause I really need to ask you for a favor. Peyton: You are a crack-up. What is it? Anything. Haley: So, you know how you're looking for the next great artist and you really trust my instincts and everything… Peyton: Do you have a demo for me? Haley: I do. Peyton: Haley, that's awesome. Who is it? Haley: Haley James Scott. Peyton: Yes.

Peyton: I've been waiting for the opportunity to go out and buy the next Haley James record, so, of course, I want to record it.

Lucas: See, you're one of the best shooters I've ever seen, Q. When you're healthy. The other ones… Well, they're right here in the gym. Jamie: Even me, Uncle Lucas? Lucas: Especially you, Jamie.

Jamie: There's something missing up on the wall. There used to be another one. What was it? Nathan: That was your grandfather's jersey. Jamie: Grandpa Dan? Why'd they take it down? Nathan: Because of the bad things he did. People decided they didn't want it up there anymore. Jamie: You do bad things sometimes, daddy, and yours is still up there. Nathan: Not that bad.

Lucas: How're they doing? Skills: You know. You win some. You lose some. Lucas: And how many "some" did you lose? (Lucas and Skills look at the score board in the gym) Lucas: You lost eight games? Skills: Yeah, but we won four.

Lucas (to Skills): That desk looks good on you, coach.

Dan: (voiceover) It's said that the saddest thing a man will ever face is what might have been... but what if the man who's faced with what was... or what may never be... or what can no longer be... choosing the right path is never easy, it's a decision we make with only our hearts to guide us... but sometimes we find our way to something better... sometimes we fight through the regret and remorse of our mistakes, our malice and our jealousy, and the shame we feel for not being the people we were meant to be... and that's when we find our way to something better... or when something better finds its way to us.

Lucas: Lindsey. She's the first thing I think about every day. "How is she? Does she miss me like I miss her? How do I get her back?" And then another day without her begins. Peyton: Lucas. Jamie: Chester. Brooke: Brooke. Oh my God, I've to pee. Skills: What day is it? What time is it? What the hell did I drink last night? Marvin: Mmm, Millicent...You smell so good. I have to go to work. Sure, I guess I can be a little late. "What do you mean I'm fired? I wasn't even that late!" How am I gonna pay my rent? "Would you like fries with that, sir?" Haley: Jamie Nathan: Jamie. God, my girl is hot. Haley: Morning. Nathan: Morning. (When they are about to kiss, Jaime's foot pops up) Nathan: You know, I'm hungry this morning. Haley: I am starving. (Shot fired) Dan: Keith...

Manny: So, Nathan. Haley tells me you like to watch your nannies swim naked in the pool? (looks at Nathan with interest) Nathan: (looks at Haley) I guess I deserved that.

Brooke: (about the baby) And check it out; I got her a purple monkey like the one I used to have. Haley: Oh, that's so cute. Did you get her anything else? Brooke: Yeah, I got all this stuff (pointing at all the toys) Haley: Well, I mean like, you know; food? Peyton: Or I mean, a crib? Haley: Or stuff? Brooke: (taken off guard) I got a little sidetracked?

Brooke: (to Owen on the phone) I thought I was just gonna have one baby in my life, but fine.

Brooke: The lady from the agency called this morning and they're sending me a (distracted by a toy) purple monkey. Peyton: Wait! You're adopting a purple monkey?

Brooke: (panicking) I have to get ready and I can't get this in my bag. Millicent: Okay, first of all; you don't need this. What do you need? What can I help you with? Brooke: I don't know. I've never had a baby. I don't know what babies need. I just, I have to go and I cannot get this in my bag! (screaming in panic) Millicent: Again, you don't need this. Just calm down. Brooke: Where are my keys? Millicent: They're in your hands.

Jamie: Daddy said you were on a ship. Did you see any pirates? Lucas: I saw a couple of pirate ships, but they didn't want any part of me.

Nathan: (to Haley) The kid's got your brains. I just now figured out you were spelling "nannies".

Jamie: Thanks, mama! I L-O-V-E you! Haley: I L-O-V-E you too, smartypants

Jamie: Urgh, I hate it when you spell. Haley: Don't say hate. Jamie: Sorry, I just think it's D-U-M. Nathan: Wow. Add a B to the end of that or you will be too.