Only Fools and Horses

Del: Can you manage, Grandad? Grandad: Yeah, I think so, Del. Del: Mind your hernia! Del: That's not bad, you know? Del: I reckon we done well there. Grandad: Waste of money if you ask me, come all this way an'all. Del: What'd you mean a waste of money? Del: They're beautiful Del: Not only are they exquisite ornaments, guaranteed to brighten any sideboard, they are also a revolving musical box! Rodney: They are china cats that play "How Much Is That Doggy In The Window." Del: What d'you want for £1.25, Okla-bleedin-homa?! Rodney: Don't you think it's a bit sick? A cat playing a song about a dog. Del: No, it means there unique. Grandad: It means there was a balls-up at the factory and they put the wrong chimes in.