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After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job.moreless
  • The one that started it all...

    10
    "Perfect"
    Well folks, it's time for me, Roy Stantz, to review another episode of Only Fools and Horses. This one in particular, is the very first episode "Big Brother", where it all began...

    The very first scene introduces us to the three main characters; Derek, Rodney, and Edward, aka the Trotter family, an average British family who live in a council flat in a high-rise tower block, Nelson Mandela House, in Peckham, South London. Derek, under his nickname "Del Boy", is the president of his own unlicensed trading company called Trotters Independant Traders, which buys and sells anything they can get their hands on. He has also made Rodney, his younger brother, a member as well. While Del is the leader of T.I.T.CO, Rodney is clearly the brains of the operation, while Edward, the brothers' grandfather (nicknamed "Grandad") just sits in his chair and watches two TVs.

    At their local pub called the Nag's Head, Rodney is introduced to Del's friend Trigger (who calls Rodney "Dave"), in order to buy some briefcases, which are rejects since the combination for them is on the inside, prompting Rodders to tell Del to throw them in the river.

    Back at the flat, Rodney and Del have a falling-out after Roddy buying a cheeseburger for Grandad instead of an Emperor burger due to lack of funds. After Del and Grandad both chew him out, Rodney decides that enough is enough, quits the company, and leaves for Hong Kong to meet up with Shanghai Lil, a girl he knew in art college before they both were kicked out for smoking cannabis.

    The next morning, after forgetting about the row from last night, Del is reminded by Grandad that Rodney packed his bags and left the flat - for good! So, Del Boy travels all over London, looking for Rodney and attempting to sell the briefcases, having already previously failed with his telephone contacts. But unfortunately, Del is unable to achieve either goal, and heads off home.

    Later that day, back at Nelson Mandela House, as Grandad plays with an electronic talking chess game, Rodney finally returns home, because he only got as far as the Shangri-La doss house in Stoke Newington due to running out of money and forgetting his passport. The Trotter brothers makeup, and Del says that he took Rodney's advice and threw the reject briefcases in the river.

    A simple, but good first episode, set entirely over two sets and a snippet of dialogue-less location work. The plot involving the reject briefcases helps disguise this, and the relationship between Del Boy and Rodney is neatly established via their first blazing row. It's interesting that the only other member of the future-supporting cast we meet in this first half-hour of the series is Trigger.moreless
  • A flying start for Trotters Independent Trading.

    9.0
    "Superb"
    It is generally believed that Only Fools And Horses took a few seasons to hit its stride. However, when you watch the pilot again after all this time, you notice that the problem must have been a matter of the audience not catching up with the show, rather than an innate defect of the programme itself. Rarely did a sitcom get it so perfectly right in its pilot. I can only think of Porridge, but that was orginally a one-off show.

    Pilot episodes are hard nuts to crack because they have to be funny and explain the set-up. If you want to know how it is done, watch this one. The background of and relationship between Del and Rodney is clearly explained, not in long monologues but in throwaway lines and jokes. At the end of it you know what you need to know, and nothing jars with what was to come in later years. It's only the secondary characters that evolved, possibly because the actors put something special in it. Trigger, for instance, is not as gormless yet as he would turn out to be. And, oh yeah, it is funny.moreless
  • The very first episode but still very funny

    9.0
    "Superb"
    It all begins. After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van which does not go well, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases which seems like the perfect but surely there must be something wrong? Rodney gets fed up of trading and decides to get a real job but instead runs away.
  • In the early days of Only Fools and Horses, whenever the jokes weren't funny you could at least rely on a good story to keep you interested. The plots underlying episodes such as "The Longest Night" and "May The Force Be With You" would have worked as omoreless

    10
    "Perfect"
    The 1996 trilogy (billed at the time as the finale to the series) eschewed careful plotting in favour of a collection of set pieces (Rodney and Del as "Batman and Robin" being perhaps the most obvious example of this). That this format worked is probably attributable to the quality of jokes and the affection with which the public held the characters. Nonetheless, as entertaining as those three episodes were there was a sense that had Only Fools and Horses continued, a change back to the original format would have been required lest the series began to resemble too closely those sitcoms reliant on stunts for their big laughs (the fate which has befallen Last of the Summer Wine).

    Unfortunately, after watching the 2001 Christmas special "If They Could See Us Now" the indications are that Sullivan has elected to stick with slapstick and stunts. The return of Only Fools and Horses is obviously "event" television, but to write each episode so consciously in the shadow of that which has gone before results in a parody of the original programme. It has been said that each of us knows a Del or a Rodney, or a Trigger or a Boycie. However, over the course of the years, Del and Rodney have grown less and less familiar as they have been placed into the middle of increasingly implausible adventures (perhaps the turning point here is "Miami Twice" - arguably the series first truly "non-realist" story). With this latest episode though, the characters have truly moved beyond the realms or realism and have been transformed into cartoon approximations of their old selves. In particular the treatment of the supporting cast (now wheeled out en masse) typifies the programme's changed remit. It would seem that each episode must now include the roll call of Boycie, Marlene, Trigger, Denzil and Mickey in some shape or form, and that each must get at least one line, just so we can rejoice at their return.

    "If They Could See Us Now" had enough of a brief to fulfil without being forced to accommodate an entire supporting cast as well. The deaths of Buster Merryfield and Kenneth MacDonald needed to be addressed and the notion of Del and Rodney as millionaires had to be perpetuated or unpicked. Wisely, Sullivan attempted to address all of these in as economic manner as possible - through exposition. As such the episode opened with Del and Rodney recounting the events of the past five years to their Brief. The desire to "do right" by the demised actors meant that we were told that Mike had been arrested whilst Uncle Albert we were told had died of natural causes. The comic vignette which then followed (the first significant one of the programme) set the level for the remainder of the episode.

    Misdirection is a classic Sullivan trick and has resulted in many of Only Fools and Horses finest moments (the "chandelier scene" springs to mind from an early episode whilst that inappropriate "Batman and Robin" attire of Del and Rodney is a later example). Yet having the Trotters turn up at the wrong funeral was a predictable a turn of events. It was during this scene that Sullivan sought to re-invoke that other famed facet of the Trotter clan - family loyalty. Del's angry response to what he took to be a criticism levelled at his Uncle Albert was designed to remind the viewer that Del is - at heart - a sentimentalist. However, for some reason it seemed fundamentally out of character. Had it truly been a stranger making disparaging remarks then Del's actions would have been more understandable. However this was another member of Albert's family (or so it appeared) - and someone who it seemed had known him just as well as the Trotters. Furthermore, it was not expressed in a tone of malice, more as a frank recollection of a deceased relative, and as such Del's reaction was - at best - over the top, delivering a forced eulogy to those who had served in World War II. Thankfully little more was made of this as it soon after became apparent to the Trotters that they were at the wrong funeral. By this time most of the audience had already worked that out.

    And so it careered on. Having successfully done away with Del and Rodney's riches it was little surprise to find the family ensconced once again in Peckham. The remainder of the episode consisted then of two more set pieces, the first another go at provoking belly laughs by having Rodney dress up in a ridiculous costume (this time as Russell Crowe in Gladiator) and the second, Sullivan's customary attempt at topicality - this time having Del participate in an edition of a faux Who Wants to be a Millionaire game show.

    Damien's "gangsta" talk and references to the internet were rather quaint attempts by the production team to make jokes at the expense of current popular obsessions. Such efforts have occurred regularly throughout the series' history, and although never consistently successful, they have previously always remained relatively innocuous. Indeed one of the series' most brilliant throwaway jokes (Del's attempt to explain away the presence of a police helicopter to an escaped convict in "Friday 14th" as "it's Barratts") relied wholly on the audience's familiarity with a then ubiquitous television advertising campaign. However, the parody of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire was far more than a passing gag, taking up the final third of the episode.

    As well as being somewhat out of date (The Weakest Link would seem to be a far more obvious target) the hastily constructed Jonathan Ross fronted game show looked utterly unrealistic. Television has a long and undistinguished history of spectacularly failing to create fictional television programmes within a programme, and so Only Fools and Horses was doing little more than adhering to a long time TV tradition. However, special mention must be made to both Jonathan Ross (who was in fact more convincing here as game show host than he ever is on It's Only TV But I Like It) and the actors playing the contestants (who conversely were truly unrealistic). Ultimately though Del's participation did little more than take Only Fools and Horses a step further away from its realistic roots, much to the detriment of the series' original, underlying premise.

    Perhaps it is because there is such a rich archive of similarly crafted jokes, concepts and set pieces with which to compare any new episode of Only Fools and Horses to that such scrutiny is applied to any addition to the canon. There were some funny moments in "If They Could See Us Now" (mostly one-liners delivered by the dependable Roger Lloyd Pack as Trigger), but when one gets beyond the euphoria of the return of (according to Channel 4) Britain's best loved family, those of us who tuned in on Christmas Day will come to reflect that we were presented with an episode that failed to match any of the high standards attained by the 1996 trilogy. In fact, it is difficult to think of a less appealing episode. Perhaps"If They Could See Us Now" will ultimately live longest in the memory as the least funny Only Fools and Horses of all time (although let's not forget that the series did go seriously off the boil before its triumphant finale of five years a go). Last minute script revisions withstanding, this was a major disappointment. Let us hope it is not saved from the ignominy of "worst ever episode" by the two further stories mysteriously scheduled for "some time in 2002".

    The Trotters are back apparently, and whilst the tabloids have rejoiced in their return and 20.3 million of us tuned in to watch them, one wonders whether they'll be as welcome on our
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  • No Income Tax ...

    8.2
    "Great"
    This Episode Is the first episode of the greatest british comedy of all time only fools and horses in my opinion not the best episode but certanly one up there with the greats the only thing i didnt like about comedy is why put a laughing track on it we know when to Laugh ,when we find somethin funny and this episode has plenty of classic moments the syndey potter scene and the cheeseburger scene was the most funniest both of which involve granded my favorite only fools and horses character.
    I gave this episode a genorous 8.2 for being the start of a fine showmoreless
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    • In this first episode, Del introduces Rodney to Trigger, yet we are also told Rodney is 23 years old, and worked for Del since leaving school. It seems odd Rodney had not met Trigger before then!

    • Actress Tessa Peake-Jones, who later became a regular in the show as Del's girlfriend and future wife, Raquel, makes a brief appearance in this episode. She plays the woman that Del says hello to as he walks into the Nag's Head.

    • Rodney clearly isn't typing on the calculator what he says he is.

    • Rodney is laughing when Del explains the problem with the briefcases.

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    • Grandad: (to Rodney and Del) Your dad always said that one day Del Boy would reach the top, but then again he always used to say that one day Millwall would win the cup!

    • Del: (about T.I.T.CO) We don't pay V.A.T, we don't pay income tax or national insurance. On the other hand, we don't claim dole money, social security, supplementary benefit... the government don't give us nothing, so we don't give the government nothing!

    • Rodney: Alright what's wrong with them? Del: Open one. Rodney: What's the combination? Del: No sod knows, that's why there rejects. Rodney: There must be a bit of paper with them giving you the combination. Del: Yes there is, it's inside the briefcase innit.

    • Del: For the first three months of Mom's pregnancy you were treated as an ulcer.

    • Del: You know what happened to the real Trigger don't you? Roy Rogers had him stuffed.

    • Grandad: Sydney Potter is a good actor isn't he? Rodney: Sydney Potter??? Grandad: Yeah! Always plays the black guy!

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    • Del: I don't know the French for 'pranny'. "Pranny" is an English slang word meaning a foolish person.

    • Del: As long as it's served out by your fair hands Joycie, we'd drink it out of Evonne Goolagong's old tennis boots. Evonne Goolagong was an Australian Aboriginal tennis player, who won a total of seven grand slam tennis titles between 1974 and 1976.

    • Del: Marks and Spencers started off with a barrow. Marks and Spencers is a popular British department store. It was indeed started from a barrow, when Polish immigrant Michael Marks set up a stall on Leeds' Kirkgate Market in 1884. Now the store has over 500 outlets worldwide and operates in 27 countries.

    • Del: We don't claim dole money. "Dole money" is unemployment benefit.

    • Del: I could never get your oystermilk stains out of my Ben Shermans. I used to find rusks in my Hush Puppies. Ben Sherman is a popular British designer who came to prominence in the 1960s when young men, and especially Mods, would buy his shirts by the dozen. Hush Puppies became popular in the UK in the 1960s also, especially as they were smart shoes that you could also dance in comfortably.

    • Delboy: A lot of people told me I was a right dipstick to make my brother partner in the business. "Dipstick" is English slang meaning a foolish person.

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