Only Fools and Horses

BBC (ended 2003)
  • Season 7
    • Ep 17
      Sleepless in Peckham
      12/25/03
      8.1
      Del Boy and Rodney have only two weeks to find the cash to pay the Inland Revenue, or they will be evicted from their home in Nelson Mandela House. After 22 years in the flat, it could be goodbye, something Del and Rodney are determined will not happen.
    • Ep 16
      Strangers on the Shore
      12/25/02
      8.4
      Del and Rodney go to France for Uncle Albert's navy crew reunion, they break the sad news that Albert has died and they hold a party for Albert. Del and Rodney stock up on French booze and ferry back to Peckham. However when they open the back door of their van for the booze, they receive a nasty surprise, an illegal immigrant!moreless
    • Ep 15
      If They Could See Us Now...
      12/25/01
      8.0
      It's been five years since we last saw the Trotters. When we last saw them, they were millionaires following the sale of a priceless antique watch.
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      ''This time, we see Del and Rodney explaining their state of affairs to an unknown man - it turns out that they had invested all their money and had fallen victim to a stock market crash! We later discover that the unknown man is a barrister in a court where they are being declared bankrupt.
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      ''Where are they living now? Why Nelson Mandela House of course because their large houses had to be sold to pay debts
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      ''We see Del going on a gameshow called 'Goldrush' where he answers a question worth 100,000, with Rodney's help, and gets it wrong! - later the producer telephones to tell Del that the answer he gave was in fact correct and that he can re-appear on the show with 50,000 in his 'bank'. Thinking it was one of Mickey Pearce's pranks though, Del tells them to give it all to charity.
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      ''Also in this episode, we learned sadly that Uncle Albert had died and that Mike, landlord of The Nag's Head, is in jail for deforging the brewery!moreless
    • Ep 14
      Comic Relief Special
      3/14/97
      8.1
      Del and Rodney discuss important issues with a touch of humour thrown in. They then make an appeal from the flat to the public.
    • Ep 13
      Time on Our Hands
      12/29/96
      9.6
      Raquel's parents are coming to lunch so Del pulls out all the stops and makes a delicious looking meal - what could go wrong? Also, Raquel's father, being an antique expert, takes an interest in an old dirty watch that Del found in his garage. To his amazement, it is the last one in the country that was made by a certain company - they decide to put it up for auction with surprising results.moreless
    • Ep 12
      Modern Men
      12/27/96
      8.7
      Rodney applies for a job advertised in the local paper, unaware that Del had put the advert in. Cassandra has a miscarriage and loses their baby.
    • Ep 11
      Heroes and Villains
      12/25/96
      9.5
      When Del and Rodney go to a party dressed up as Batman and Robin they happen to save a local counsellor from being mugged. Raquel goes to meet her parents and Cassandra discovers that she is pregnant.
    • Ep 10
      Fatal Extraction
      12/25/93
      9.2
      While Peckham is in the midst of rioting, Del Boy is having trouble with his teeth and with Raquel. She objects to him spending all night at the 1.11 Club. It is no surprise when she leaves him but Del goes straight back into dating. When he changes his mind he wants to forget about it, but will the scorned woman let him?moreless
    • Ep 9
      Mother Nature's Son
      12/25/92
      9.4
      Del Boy's latest scheme is to bottle tap water and sell it as 'Peckham Spring' water. It's a great success but when Rodney finds out about it he knows that it is illegal and that they must stop. But hang on - where did Del get the loan to start the venture? Maybe he'd better go along with it after all.moreless
    • Ep 8
      Miami Twice 2: Of To Be In England
      12/25/91
      8.3
      Del Boy and Rodney haven't been in Miami a day yet and they've had their camera stolen and then all their luggage and money as well. How lucky they bumped into these nice 'Family' boys at the night club and they can stay with them. What they don't know is that there is a Godfather involved and they are expendable. On the run in the Everglades is not a fun experience but maybe they will bump into someone they know!moreless
    • Ep 7
      Miami Twice 1: The American Dream
      12/24/91
      8.4
      Rodney receives his "Maxwell Money" from the printing firm's pension fund. Del suggests he buys two tickets to Miami for him and Cassandra. When she can't go he suggests who could take her place as well. He is in a bit of bother about some Rumanian Rhiesling and needs to lay low for a while. Who's this guy in front of him in the queue for the Virgin Atlantic Flight? He's acting like he owns the plane!moreless
    • Ep 6
      Three Men, a Woman and a Baby
      2/3/91
      8.9
      Del's about to become a father but even that can't cheer Rodney up. The Polar Cap is melting, the rain forest is dying, the sea is being poisoned, and he hasn't had "a bit" for months. Maybe one of Del's new Ponytail wigs could enhance his image in Cassandra's eyes...
    • Ep 5
      He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
      1/27/91
      8.8
      After a night at the Nag's Head Uncle Albert comes home beaten up and tells tales of two, three or was in four muggers. But something isn't right and he runs away from home. Finally Del Boy and Rodney realise where to find him.
    • Ep 4
      The Class of '62
      1/20/91
      9.4
      A class of '62 reunion in the Nag's Head signals Roy Slater's return to Civvy Street after years in the 'Nick'. But why has the crooked ex-copper decided to come back to Peckham when he is universally loathed? Just as Trig, Del, Boycie, and Denzil begin to believe that he really has changed for the better, Del discovers the real reason for his return...moreless
    • Ep 3
      Stage Fright
      1/13/91
      9.6
      With Raquel pregnant, Del "Yuppie" Trotter's plan to achieve millionaire status must move up a gear. So the chance to supply the cabaret at the Starlight Rooms for old 'friend' Eric to the tune of 600 quid is too good to miss. With Raquel dusting of her vocal chords in the kitchen and Trig's mate Tony Angelino, the singing dustman, waiting in the wings, everything's sorted. Until Del discovers exactly who the real owner of the club is and the extent of Tony's vocal range...moreless
    • Ep 2
      The Chance of a Lunchtime
      1/6/91
      8.7
      Raquel has an audition for a play and Del has volunteered to help her rehearse. Rodney and Cassandra meet for supper both thinking that the other made the first move. Things seem to be going well before Rodney gets tangled up with Trudy. Del tells Albert and Rodney that he sees two people when he looks at Raquel. Either Raquel's pregnant or Del's drunk!moreless
    • Ep 1
      The Sky's the Limit
      12/30/90
      9.2
      What can Albert and Del do about Rodney leaving Cassandra and moving back in. Alan suggests that Rodney pick her up when she arrives back from her week in Spain. However chaos at Gatwick means that the evening that Rodney planned doesn't happen. Could there be some connection with Del's purchase of a satellite dish?moreless
  • Season 6
    • Ep 8
      Rodney Come Home
      12/25/90
      8.3
      Rodney and Cassandra have a fight about her pursuit of Operation Cassandra and he leaves home. He has to sleep on the sofa because Raquel hasn't yet agreed to 'stamp Del's card'. In an attempt to make Cassandra jealous Rodney arranges a date with Tanya from the Peckham Exhaust Centre.
    • Ep 7
      The Jolly Boys' Outing
      12/25/89
      9.8
      Rodney is happy in his new flat except for those nagging doubts about Cassandra's boss Steven. He forgets about it long enough to go away on the coach trip to Margate and witnesses the coach blowing up when they get there. They finally get home and Rodney discovers Steven in his flat. He runs something by him but then immediately wishes he hadn't!moreless
    • Ep 6
      Little Problems
      2/12/89
      9.3
      With his diploma in Computer Science, new job in Casandra's father's firm and impending marriage, Rodney's certainly on the up. Del's even promised to take care of his share of the flat deposit. Only problem is, Del's gone and got himself into a bit of bother over some hooky mobile phones with the less than understanding Driscoll brothers and unless he comes up with 2,000 Pounds pretty sharpish they're going to take care of him... Rodney and Cassandra are married and when he returns home from honeymoon Del Boy gives him some good advice.moreless
    • Ep 5
      Sickness & Wealth
      2/5/89
      9.4
      While excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit the doctor, not our Del! Oh no, he's only suffering from that scourge of all yuppies, PMA- Positive Mental Attitude! So, it's going to require some nifty plotting by Rodney and Uncle Albert to get Del to visit the dreaded "D" word!moreless
    • Ep 4
      The Unlucky Winner Is...
      1/29/89
      9.5
      Rodney's won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he's got to pretend he's fourteen years old all week. Should be a doddle - all he's got to do is keep his head down. Then the skateboarding and breakdancing competitions begin...moreless
    • Ep 3
      Chain Gang
      1/22/89
      9.6
      It's the deal of a lifetime! Faced with the opportunity of buying 250 18 carat gold chains from retired jeweller, Arnie, Del can't resist. Hastily a multi-million dollar business consortium is formed - well, Mike from the Nag's Head, Trig, Boycie, Uncle Albert and a reluctant Rodney, anyway. Everythin's pretty cushdie until Arnie's taken ill just as the deal is about to be sealed and Del is left feeling that all that glitters...moreless
    • Ep 2
      Danger UXD
      1/15/89
      9.6
      Just faking a signature on a delivery note means that Del can take possession of 50 dolls for absolutely nothing. The only problem is that "Lusty Linda" and "Erotic Estelle" are not exactly what he had in mind and would seem more appropriate to Dirty Barry's dubious trade rather than the local toyshop...moreless
    • Ep 1
      Yuppy Love
      1/8/89
      9.6
      '80's fever is spreading fast! Del boy's on the up and into the exciting world of red braces and yuppy sorts. Armed with his filofax and briefcase he's ready to take on the city - well Peckham anyway. Meanwhile Rodney's on the pull, with a classy new bird called Cassandra. Wonder what she'll think of Nelson Mandela House...moreless
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      Robin Flies At Dawn
      0.0
      Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert make a home video for the british troops in the Gulf War.
  • Season 5
    • Ep 9
      Dates
      12/25/88
      8.9
      Delboy meets an actress, Raquel, through the Technomatch Dating Agency; Rodney goes cruising (in a three wheel van) with Nervous Nerys; and Uncle Albert is given a surprise birthday party. But who is the stripper that Del has booked?
    • Ep 9
      Royal Variety Performance
      11/27/86
      0.0
      Del, Rodney and Albert deliver some goods to Delaney's club and end up walking into the Royal Variety Show.
    • Ep 8
      The Frog's Legacy
      12/25/87
      9.0
      'Freddie the Frog' dated Del and Rodney's mum, leaving a legacy of stolen gold when he died - after accidentally sitting on Jelly Kelly's detonator. If only somebody knew its whereabouts, the boys would be millionaires.
    • Ep 7
      A Royal Flush
      12/25/86
      7.4
      Rodney dates Victoria, the Duke of Malbury's daughter, and Del Boy starts making plans for the wedding of the year.
    • Ep 6
      Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
      10/5/86
      8.1
      Delboy gets the chance to make a new start (and to become a millionaire) in Australia - fronting Jumbo Mill's used car business.
    • Ep 5
      Video Nasty
      9/28/86
      8.3
      Rodney gets a grant from the local college to make a film,but first he must come up with a viable screenplay. Del trying to help gets him a second hand typewriter, and also suggests a story line of 'A Rhino Loose in the City'. To make matters worse, the director Mickey Pierce, fed up with waiting for Rodney to write the story, starts making porn films, with his girlfriend, only for Rodney to end up starring in one.moreless
    • Ep 4
      Tea for Three
      9/21/86
      9.4
      Del's tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney's seeing red - literally! His face is done to a turn. He'll hardly wow Trigger's niece, Lisa, with his handsome good looks now, which leaves the way pretty clear for Del himself. But revenge should certainly be sweet when he volunteers Del for a spot of paragliding...moreless
    • Ep 3
      The Longest Night
      9/14/86
      8.8
      A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick. What's worse - Del sold him a duff watch down the local market...
    • Ep 2
      The Miracle of Peckham
      9/7/86
      8.5
      Del Boy gets religious when the Madonna at the local church is seen to shed tears. But why does she only cry when it's raining and where did that lead in Del's garage come from?
    • Ep 1
      From Prussia with Love
      8/31/86
      8.5
      When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head she's definately in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney's all beer and sympathy but Del's got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's dreams of a child and a golden opportunity to make a few bob along the way?moreless
  • Season 4
  • Season 3
  • Season 2
    • Ep 9
      Diamonds Are for Heather
      12/30/82
      8.2
      It's Christmas in Peckham and Del's fallen hook, line and sinker for the lovely Heather...
    • Ep 8
      Christmas Trees
      12/27/82
      9.5
      Despite knocking the price down to a mere six quid, Del Boy can't shift his telescopic Christmas trees (lights, bangles, beads and baubles inclusive). He only has 149 more to sell to make a tidy profit.''''Stuck for a solution the Trotters decamp to Sid's burger van. Del's conscience seems to get the better of him, and he tells Rodney and Grandad what a shame it is that the market traders can't afford to donate a tree to the local church this year. Especially the little orphans.''''Left to guard the trees, Rodney steals away to the church.''''The Vicar quickly debunks Del's story, and Rodders realises the tale was a scam to get an endorsement from The Church of England.moreless
    • Ep 7
      A Touch of Glass
      12/2/82
      9.2
      Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier-cleaning service.
    • Ep 6
      It Never Rains...
      11/25/82
      8.3
      The Trotter family holiday is underway when Grandad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish Police.
    • Ep 5
      The Yellow Peril
      11/18/82
      8.8
      Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant - but is he wise to get some help from Rodney 'Leonardo' Trotter?
    • Ep 4
      No Greater Love...
      11/11/82
      8.4
      Rodney's got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately she's no spring chicken and her jailbird husband is about to be released...
    • Ep 3
      A Losing Streak
      11/4/82
      9.0
      Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham's ever seen... But what exactly has Boycie got up his sleeve?
    • Ep 2
      Ashes to Ashes
      10/28/82
      8.6
      Del's busy selling Trig's gran's genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trig's Grandad's last resting place!
    • Ep 1
      The Long Legs of the Law
      10/21/82
      8.6
      Streuth! Rodders besmirching the good reputation of the Trotter family by dating a policewoman...
  • Season 1
    • Ep 7
      Christmas Crackers
      12/28/81
      9.0
      It's anthracite roast potatoes and green stuff all round - Grandad's cooking Christmas dinner! Trouble is, Rodney's in danger of dying of boredom. Then the glittering attractions of the Monte Carlo Club beckon...
    • Ep 6
      The Russians Are Coming
      10/13/81
      8.6
      The threat of Nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of the Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One things guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...
    • Ep 5
      A Slow Bus to Chingford
      10/6/81
      8.7
      Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotter's Ethnic Tours. But, why are there no takers?...
    • Ep 4
      The Second Time Around
      9/29/81
      8.8
      Del's rekindled passion with an old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...
    • Ep 3
      Cash and Curry
      9/22/81
      8.7
      Del's swooping in on a deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... Trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare...
    • Ep 2
      Go West Young Man
      9/15/81
      8.4
      Rodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...
    • Ep 1
      Big Brother
      9/8/81
      8.6
      After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job.