Only Fools and Horses

Del: When we see the gamekeeper, when we get down there, we pay him 25 quid. Rodney: What? And he gives us a fishing permit? Del: No, he shows us the hole in the fence. Rodney: I knew it. Del: It's called business. Rodney: It's called stealing! Grandad: No it ain't, Rodney. Del: Listen to your grandad. Grandad: It's called poaching.

Rodney: Ah, Picadilly. Right, that's mine and I have a hotel, so that's twelve hundred pounds. Grandad: Twelve hundred pounds for a hotel next to a smelly old waterworks? Rodney: What? Grandad: All them sewers. I'd rather sleep in the car, or look for a bed and breakfast. Rodney: No, you don't understand. Bless his little...look, it's in the rules. Grandad: Twelve hundred quid-it's scandalous. I ain't a tourist you know.

Del: Ah, Park Lane, I think that's one of my properties Rodney. Rodney: Course it is. You own everything on the board. Del: No I don't, no I don't. Look, you've got Coventry Street, Grandad has the waterworks and all that. Ah yeah, Park Lane with one hotel, two thousand please. Rodney: Two...hold on, according to this it's only fifteen hundred. Del: Yes I know, but I've put you in the penthouse suite haven't I?