When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head she's definately in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney's all beer and sympathy but Del's got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's dreams of a child and a golden opportunity to make a few bob along the way?moreless
This episode (in which the original script featured Grandad instead of Albert) was originally meant to be part of the fourth season, but had to be postponed due to Lennard Pearce's death.
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(Although Del promised Boycie a baby boy, he can only deliver a girl)Boycie: It's amazing, innit? Everything you buy off him has got something missing.
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(The promised baby turns out to be black)Marlene: We could say it's a throwback.
Boycie: I might be able to con people into buying my cars, I might be able to convince them that you conceived and gave birth in seven days, but how the hell am I going to persuade them my grandad was Louis Armstrong?
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Del: Rodney! Get your leg out of that dog's mouth!
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Del: That's handy his dad's name was "Spencer"!
After being told that the baby will be called "Mark" Del says this line, he is of course referring to the clothes shop known as "Marks and Spencer."
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