Del: Aida at the Met? I can't see you playing a policewoman.
Trigger: I went down to my sister's house at the weekend. It was her 42nd birthday. Del: Oh, yeah? Wait a minute, hang on. Your sister's five years younger than you. That'd make her 39. Trigger: I know, but she's a typical woman. She lies about her age.
Marlene: My mum always said you had vampire eyes. Boycie: Well, she should know, the old bat.
Raquel: Del, will you get it into your thick skull that I'm not trying to meet intelligent, sensitive people! I'm happy with you.
Del: Don't you look at me in that tone of voice Rodney!
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