Rodney's won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he's got to pretend he's fourteen years old all week. Should be a doddle - all he's got to do is keep his head down. Then the skateboarding and breakdancing competitions begin...moreless
Del new get rich scheme involves going in for any competition he sees he sees a competition on the back of a "Mega flakes" packet and guess what he only won but the competition was to draw a historical landmark so he sent off a picture rodney drew in high school art class and there is some news he keeps from rodney so it's all a happy holiday till they get to the airport in mallorca they think hes 14 he is drafted into the groovy gang and is given a prize of all time worst holiday.moreless
Cassandra: I love you.
Rodney: Well, I love you too, Cass.
Mike: (overhearing this conversation) What a load of old cobblers! Makes you want to throw up.
Cassandra: Why do you always come to this pub?
Rodney: The atmosphere, I suppose.
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(Rodney feels awkward about buying condoms.)Rodney: I keep going to buy them ...
Del: Yeah? Go on.
Rodney: Well, there's a sort of stigma attached to them.
Del: No, that's just a piece of silver foil. You chuck it away.
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(Rodney has to pretend he's fourteen.)Carmen: Come on, Rodney, don't be shy. You'll soon make friends. We're all going for jumbo hamburgers and double french fries.
Del: Oh, good. That's his favourite.
Cassandra: Don't get any ketchup down your shirt.
Rodney: Et tu, Cassandra?
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Rodney: She'd have to go on a diet to get into The Roly Polys.
The Roly Polys were a comedy dance troupe, created by comedian Les Dawson in 1982. All of its members were overweight, middle-aged women.
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Bros (mentioned by a girl named Trudy) were a hugely popular British boyband of the late eighties.
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