(Rodney can't go to Australia because of his drug conviction, yet Del is still keen to go without him, much to Rodney's chagrin) Del: Don't you think I've sacrificed enough for you?! Rodney: Sacrifices? For me? Del: Yes you, when dear Mum, Gawd rest her soul, when she died... Rodney: Don't start again. Del: When she died, who stood by you? Rodney: Yes, I remember that well. I was a little 5-year-old stood in a damp graveyard wondering what the hole in the ground was for, I remember all the other people saying "I wonder what's gonna happen to poor little Rodney?" But I had no need to fear, did I, 'cos suddenly a vision appeared from beyond the silhouette of the gasworks. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Del Boy! Da da da daad! "I, Del Boy, will look after this small waif. I will bring him up in the ways of Del Boy. He will sell iffy watches from old suitcases on street corners. And I will also teach him to drive a three-wheeled van whilst pissed out of his skull!" Del: And I did, didn't I?
Jumbo: A typical Brit! The only thing that works is his mouth.
Del: Australia is an awfully long way off, isn't it? Jumbo: They'll love you over there. They've got no class!
Del: Australia! Where the men are men. Albert: So are the women ... Del: What's that supposed to mean? Albert: Last time I was over there, the only way you could tell the sexes, was the men spit further.
This was originally planned to be the very last Only Fools and Horses episode with Del leaving to go to Australia after David Jason stated his intention to leave the series, therefore resulting in a planned spin-off series called Hot-Rod, which would have involved Rodney and Mickey Pearce taking over Trotters Independent Traders, as well as featuring all the other regular OFAH characters. However, Jason was worried that the series would fall apart without Del, so he changed his mind and decided to stay on in the end.
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire is a quiz show hosted by Chris Tarrant where contestants try to answer fifteen multiple choice questions to win £1,000,000.
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